Drug testing floated for White House press corps

pagesix.com/ ^ | January 13, 2017 | Richard Johnson

[Enterprise]

Trump’s attacks on the mainstream media were a cornerstone of his campaign and last week he called BuzzFeed a “failing pile of garbage,” but forcing reporters to undergo random drug tests would provoke a media meltdown.

[kvanbrunt2]

do a golden shower in this cup pls

[Lopeover]

You do know that there are fake urine kits with drug free pee that people strap on to give their sample!

[kvanbrunt2]

Make them share unisex bathrooms upon providing samples.>>> no an unlabeled bathroom with lots of cleaning closet materials.

[DeathBeforeDishonor1]

Here’s your cup, Jake....here’s your cup, Jim....here’s your cup, Katie.....here’s your cup, Brian.....

[jjsheridan5]

Make them share unisex bathrooms upon providing samples.

You actually hit on an excellent idea. Close all bathrooms but one to the press. Make an announcement like: "since you people in the media were so insistent that it was homophobic and intolerant to segregate bathrooms by gender, we are instituting a new policy for the white house press corps. From now on, there will be one bathroom to be shared by all members of the press. Anyone complaining shall be branded an intolerant homophobe, and will be banned from the white house for the remainder of my term. Anyone prohibiting another from entering while they are using the bathroom, shall be similarly banned and, if necessary, brought up on hate crime charges. As you in the press so frequently voiced your desire that the rest of the country should live under such conditions, we are sure that you will not mind, and will correctly realize that any protest would be highly hypocritical."

[DIRTYSECRET]

I LOVE IT!

[Responsibility2nd]

That’s beside the point. Just the very fact they would have to undergo that testing would be satisfaction enough.

[Responsibility2nd]

Even better would be to assign one member of the press corps to clean those bathrooms every day. They could rotate in and out.

[Ray76]

Bwaahahahah! I can’t stand it! The press will flip!

[OwenKellogg]

I still have a copy of the Clinton era White House Drug Test. Maybe this will help ...

[b4me]

Every government worker should be mandatorily drug tested. They are all parts of running our country and our country deserves nothing less then sober minded people doing a good day’s work every minute of their time on the clock.

What they do off the clock is their choice, but they need to test sober and fully capable to perform their job in full while on the clock.

[rhoda_penmark]

My adult stepdaughter once asked me if she could borrow some pee.

[jazminerose]

Yellow journalism.

[b4its2late]

They should drug test congress. We should demand it.

[hoosiermama]

It’s been suggested that the drug dogs visit the White House before Trump moves in to find any of 0 s hidden stash

[a fool in paradise]

Dowdy Dowd PING!

Maureen Dowd's marijuana-induced freak out (BBC News ^ | 4 June 2014 Last updated at 12:21 ET | By Anthony Zurcher)

"I strained to remember where I was or even what I was wearing, touching my green corduroy jeans and staring at the exposed-brick wall. As my paranoia deepened, I became convinced that I had died and no one was telling me."

[a fool in paradise]

Was she going to return it afterwards?

[abb]

Absolutely, they should!!

Real people have to. If you ever want to work in any industrial or construction environment, be a truck driver, or most any job of work, you WILL submit to drug testing.

[a fool in paradise]

Dan Ratherbiased would FAIL...

“I've tried everything. I can say to you with confidence, I know a fair amount about LSD. I've never been a social user of any of these things, but my curiosity has carried me into a lot of interesting areas. ”

[eaglestar]