[jjsheridan5]

Make them share unisex bathrooms upon providing samples.

You actually hit on an excellent idea. Close all bathrooms but one to the press. Make an announcement like: "since you people in the media were so insistent that it was homophobic and intolerant to segregate bathrooms by gender, we are instituting a new policy for the white house press corps. From now on, there will be one bathroom to be shared by all members of the press. Anyone complaining shall be branded an intolerant homophobe, and will be banned from the white house for the remainder of my term. Anyone prohibiting another from entering while they are using the bathroom, shall be similarly banned and, if necessary, brought up on hate crime charges. As you in the press so frequently voiced your desire that the rest of the country should live under such conditions, we are sure that you will not mind, and will correctly realize that any protest would be highly hypocritical."

[DIRTYSECRET]

I LOVE IT!

[Responsibility2nd]

Even better would be to assign one member of the press corps to clean those bathrooms every day. They could rotate in and out.

[Mean Daddy]

...and it needs to be a one seater for added comfort. First guy who doesn’t put the seat up is dead, thereby the problem taking care of itself.

[moovova]

“Make them share unisex bathrooms...”

No stalls.

No locks on the restroom door, either...heck, no door on the restroom at all.

[killermosquito]

#25. we really need a Like button!

[SgtHooper]

Perfect!!