Madonna Says She Offered To Devote Life to God While Praying Trump Would Lose On Election Night

Daily Mail ^ | 10:54 EST, 11 January 2017 | Chris Spargo

[JBW1949]

Did she do this at the same time she offered “blow jobs” to Hillary voters?????

[conservativepoet]

What if God wanted Trump in office, Madonna?

[struggle]

God answered and said no thanks.

[SoCal Pubbie]

I guess God answered back, “No thanks.”

[Not A Snowbird]

You don’t make deals with God. You accept Him or you don’t, no conditions.

[Spaghetti Man]

Her prayers were answered with “no”.

[BlueStateRightist]

I guess God frowns upon random blowjobs for strangers.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

What does God want with a worn out old mattress?

[Mr. Douglas]

...offering our lives to God forever, if only...

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You’re doing it wrong.

[Will88]

You can’t always get what you want.

You get what you need.

Answered prayers for Madonna.

[Leep]

Lucifer returned your call. He said he did what he could to srop Trump.

[drewh]

do the Hilllary voters still get the free Lewinskis?

[Red Badger]

He apparently said, “No, thanks anyways.”.................

[RegulatorCountry]

Whose “god,” and was this before or after promising blowjobs to anybody voting against Trump?

[ClearCase_guy]

I’m pretty sure that Madonna sees no irony in simultaneously offering to prostitute herself with voters for Hillary while also promising to devote her life to God if Trump loses.

She’s a piece of work.

[VanDeKoik]

“No sloppy seconds”

-God

[livius]

These people are nutz. Seriously, they’re raving paranoid schizophrenic lunatics.

[TakebackGOP]

Has-been.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

“What does God want with a worn out old mattress?”

LOL!