Man shoots at wife after she eats his grilled cheese sandwich

kptv.com ^ | Jan. 10, 2017

[PROCON]

DUNDALK, Maryland (AP/Meredith) - A man who got upset when his wife took a bite of his grilled cheese sandwich opened fire inside his home and sparked an hours-long standoff with police, according to authorities.

Baltimore County police worked to diffuse the bizarre situation Sunday night.

During the standoff, a woman and three teenagers ran outside the home and told officers a man started shooting through the basement floor after he found out someone ate a piece of his sandwich, WBAL-TV

[Sirius Lee]

I want you to grill me a cheese.

[Celtic Conservative]

I have a sister who would do that. Never order anything, then eat off everybody elses meals. By the time I got to my middle teens it got quite old. One night while eating out she said her usual “I’ll just have a bite of yours” . I lost it and said “like hell you will! If you want something, order it now. This is mine!” While my parents were angry at the way I handled it, they understood and calmly suggested to my sister to place her own order. i don’t know if my parents talked to her later or not, but she stopped doing it.

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[GOYAKLA]

26 seconds, check my math, I’m old!
Again great minds, on FReepers!

[gitmo]

Must have had the image of the Virgin Mary on it

[Trillian]

She looks like she’s had more than enough already.

[butlerweave]

I want her nowhere near my food

[PROCON]

I bet she just wouldn’t shut the hell up.

Thanks a lot, now I have my shrieking ex-wife's voice screaming in my head again.

[richardtavor]

I don’tknow - looking at his eye, she might have ‘clocked’ him..

[richardtavor]

I don’tknow - looking at his eye, she might have ‘clocked’ him..

[latina4dubya]

Really, man, you gotta pick your battles.

yes... but come on... how does someone help themselves to a bite of someone else's sandwich? that's gross... i wouldn't like it... i wouldn't shoot at anybody over it, but gosh--get your own damn sandwich...

[capt. norm]

"Over a lousy cheese sandwich?"

Had it been a muffaletta,

I would have stepped in and shot her myself....if I was as hungry as I am right now.

By the way, the best muffalettas are served in Slidell, Louisiana.
Too many places in the "Big Easy" compromise on the ingredients.

[Doogle]

.....she wouldn’t sniff the mushroom
sammach he made for her

[HARRY TUTTLE]

It’s about living in Dundalk.

[HARRY TUTTLE]

It’s about living in Dundalk.

[HARRY TUTTLE]

It’s about living in Dundalk.

[Windflier]

What kind of grilled cheese sandwich? Could make all the difference.

[Windflier]

That chick doesn’t need any more sandwiches.

[rb22982]

Looks like she’s had quite a few sandwiches

[backwoods-engineer]

“A man”? No race given, so almost certainly a dundu nuffin.

[Joe Boucher]

Should of Could have popped a cap in her ass. Remember, if you'd have done her in when you first thought of it, You'd be out of prison by now. 😀