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Democrats Demand Obama Be Reseated Instead Of Trump (satire)
Original Material | 1/8/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 01/08/2017 12:44:21 PM PST by Lazamataz

Washington, DC -- Adding to a long list of recent demands, Democrats today called for Obama to be reseated as President for a third term, instead of President-Elect Donald Trump.

Sen. Charles Schumer (NY) lead the charge today, stating "We all know if President Obama had run against Trump, he'd have cleaned Trump's clock. So let's make him President again." Other top Democrats fanned out to the Sunday talk shows, with the same message: To deny Obama his rightful place as President is racist and mysogynistic.

This recent demand is in addition to the Cantwell/Murray demand that Paul Ryan stop trying to take Federal Funds away from the abortionary group, "Planned Parenthood", and Sen. Schumer's demand that any SCOTUS Nominee from Trump be acceptably liberal. Two other demands were issued by an energized Democrat Party: That Jeff Sessions be slow-walked in confirmation hearings for his nomination as Attorney General, and that the Government and Ethics office investigate eight other Trump nominees for various other positions.

"The Democrat Party is invigorated and ready after our losses," beamed Rep. Barbara Lee (CA), while filing a bill to overturn the First and Second Amendment, "and it's about time we start getting our way!"

The effort to seat Obama for a third term has bipartisan support. Said Sen. John McCain (AZ), "This is an idea we should look at; there's some merit to this. Perhaps this is something my colleagues in the Republican Party could agree too." Sen. Lindsey Graham, dressed in a resplendant sequined dress and matching heels, voiced his agreement. "Trump has got to go. Obama was pretty darned good!"

Major news media outlets have picked up on this courageous effort on the part of Democrats, and have fully endorsed the move in a series of sharp-worded, wise editorials.

President Obama, playing golf, could not be reached for comment.


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To: Lazamataz

“tests” not “tess”


21 posted on 01/08/2017 2:12:07 PM PST by WashingtonSource
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To: Lazamataz
"Heaven forfend! I was merely thinking of the Comfy Chair! :)"

Just make sure you have The Soft Cushions with the stuffing all up one end.


22 posted on 01/08/2017 2:25:44 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: WashingtonSource

Sanity Tess was the name of my last girlfriend.

So that’s what I thought you meant.


23 posted on 01/08/2017 3:10:56 PM PST by Lazamataz (TRUMP LIED TO ME!!!! ....He said I'd get sick of winning.... AND I'M NOT SICK OF WINNING YET!!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Me, too. One that you plug in.


24 posted on 01/08/2017 4:08:35 PM PST by kiltie65
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To: Lazamataz

Oh. That Sanity Tess!


25 posted on 01/16/2017 6:44:38 AM PST by WashingtonSource
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