Earnest Heading for Surgery

Hillbilly sage

[Hillbilly sage]

Gender neutral Presidential spox Josh Earnest is scheduled for surgery in about two weeks when he leaves the White House.

Doctors at Hillside Veterinary Clinic say it will be a two step procedure. The second step will be to remove more than a foot of excess growth from his nose, the first will be to extricate it from Obamas' posterior.

In a somewhat related story, both the Ex-Pres & Ex-First Ho will both receive medical attention for conditions related to over exertion. Obama will be treated for a problem similar to carpal tunnel, known as "Selfie Finger". Moochelle will undergo an orthodontic procedure that will allow her to keep her mouth shut.

While Ex-Presidents receive free lifetime medical, Mochelle's procedure will be paid for by children's donations collected in school lunch rooms.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Will his voice be much higher? and will he get a book deal from Caitlyn’s publisher?

Suggested Title:

“It Smelled Like A Rose!”

[bigbob]

LOL!

[JPG]

--Gender neutral Presidential spox Josh Earnest is scheduled for surgery in about two weeks when he leaves the White House--.

We'll take it from here.

[Made In The USA]

Well done Sir

[Navy Patriot]

Some much needed medical attention clears the way for Anne make her point.

[Grimmy]

This guy should be allowed to go for a chance at immortality.

This starts with a headectomy so’s our sciencians can start working on that tech that keeps heads alive in tanks of fluid like in Futurama.

[beethovenfan]

Brain transplant?

[bassmaner]

“... and don’t stop until you hit the back of their teeth!”

[pingman]

Will he also be undergoing an addadiktomy?

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Can a soul that has been burned black be replaced with a new one?

[Daffynition]

Aaaaaah, but does he have *pet insurance*?