[CodeToad]

[BenLurkin]

Bill Clinton added a seven-seat hot tub.....

[Stingray51]

I would recommend Trump spend his first month across the street in Blair House, pending the building getting scrubbed and painted.

[9YearLurker]

A 7-seat hot tub?

[meadsjn]

Get rid of those hideous muslim colors that odinga installed, and return the red, white, and blue décor to the Oval Office.

[9YearLurker]

I bet Barry’s rain shower head was something like this:

https://www.grohe.com/us/5781/showers/shower-heads-body-sprays/rainshower-shower-heads/

No low-flow models as dictated for the peons—and W put in so he wouldn’t have better than the rest of us.

[Ezekiel]

It will be

Like it never even happened.

And Darius the Median took the kingdom, being about sixty two years old.<<

[The Great RJ]

I trust there will be no celebration of Muslim holidays at the White House next year including the goat sacrifice for Eid

[Vince Ferrer]

Please replace the front iron gate eith the secret mosque put into it.

[b4its2late]

Organized my ass. 10 to 1 they leave the place in shambles. Also Trump & Co. will need it fumigated before they go in.

[jimbug]

Obama requested a special shower head,

Known more popularly as a bidet.

[Organic Panic]

Throw out the horrendous decorations from moochelle. Throw out the Mai christmas tree ornaments. Rip out the misquoted carpet in the Oval Office. Delouse and decon the place.

[zzwhale]

fumigaiton necessary...
why would trump want to live there and downgrade his lifestyle
obama, bush , clinton are useless slugs who all lied to america and are globalists who put their own selfish interests first...all liars, embarassments and failures... who did nothing for the betterment of the country.... trump has said he intends to forfeit his salary so why would he waste taxpayer money on the white house...

[SgtHooper]

Chaos! The perfect time for thievery! There WILL be thefts from this immoral lot!