True story: I had a friend who had an obsession with reptiles, any reptile, all reptiles. One night he and some buddies (teenage boys) stole one of the Knott's alligators and took it to his house in Long Beach where they somehow secured it in the backyard.
Meanwhile his parents came home from a trip only to walk into the backyard and find the alligator. Next call was to the police who quickly unraveled the mystery of the alligator in the backyard.
Whatever happened to the teenage son I don't know, as we were not that close, but I doubt it was very serious.
Something about the way you strung those together. ;-)