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Sad Day Here(vanity)
Posted on 12/21/2016 9:19:54 AM PST by CGASMIA68
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To: CGASMIA68
That was good. I worked in Funeral Service for three years, and most jokes about that profession are pretty predictable.
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:33:31 AM PST
by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: rlmorel
To be honest, as soon as I hit "Enter," I felt a smidgen of guilt...
...still can't believe I posted that. Sometimes the fingers are faster than the brain. LMAO!
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:35:15 AM PST
by
Gargantua
("President Trump... until the final Trump sounds..." ;^)
To: CGASMIA68
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:35:59 AM PST
by
Alberta's Child
("Yo, bartender -- Jobu needs a refill!")
To: CGASMIA68
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Just how does one “sleep with” a cold cadaver?
.
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:36:11 AM PST
by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: CGASMIA68
Damn! I thought dead men tell no tales!
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:36:34 AM PST
by
CodeToad
(If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:37:06 AM PST
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: CGASMIA68
Man, it’s those pesky office romances that’ll get you every time...
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:38:24 AM PST
by
HiJinx
(It's Morning in America Once Again)
To: rlmorel
One of the top two goat jokes ever.
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:38:27 AM PST
by
Yaelle
To: Gargantua
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:39:32 AM PST
by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: CGASMIA68
She was a dead ringer for his former girlfriend.
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:39:37 AM PST
by
meyer
(There is no political solution to this troubling evolution...)
To: CodeToad
Devastated. A very sad day today. After seven years of training in the medical fields and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor indiscretion. He had sex with one of his clients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and an absolutely brilliant mortician.
Revised just for you
To: CGASMIA68
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:44:54 AM PST
by
sparklite2
(I'm less interested in the rights I have than the liberties I can take.)
To: editor-surveyor
Just how does one “sleep with” a cold cadaver?
Any way you want to.......
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:45:31 AM PST
by
saleman
To: CGASMIA68
Morticia appreciates your humor...
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:45:46 AM PST
by
moovova
To: All
As Ed McMahon would say.
HAY-OOOOOOOOOOOO!
To: Yaelle
LOL, I never knew there was a category of “Goat Jokes” out there!
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:49:40 AM PST
by
rlmorel
(Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
To: editor-surveyor
Can't un-ring
that bell.
;^)
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:50:26 AM PST
by
Gargantua
("President Trump... until the final Trump sounds..." ;^)
To: CGASMIA68
That’s a stone cold shame.
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:51:06 AM PST
by
Trillian
To: mountn man
Years back we were telling friends about the purchase of our new house, A friend knew all about the neighborhood!
He worked as a driver at a local funeral home.
With two drivers taking turns at night.
Until the night night he heard the sound from the other room, yes that room!
Unable to relax, he takes a look.
His co worker is pinned under the cart and a customer!!!
Maybe an urban legend, but he told it so well, I recall it each time I drive by the place, 40 years later!
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:51:10 AM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
(Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.)
To: CGASMIA68
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posted on
12/21/2016 9:51:52 AM PST
by
mad_as_he$$
("Elections have consequences." Barack Obama)
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