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Sad Day Here(vanity)

Posted on 12/21/2016 9:19:54 AM PST by CGASMIA68

Devastated. A very sad day today. After seven years of training in the medical fields and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his clients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and an absolutely brilliant mortician.


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1 posted on 12/21/2016 9:19:54 AM PST by CGASMIA68
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To: CGASMIA68

That was AWESOME. You got me right up to the last word!


2 posted on 12/21/2016 9:21:03 AM PST by Mr. Douglas (Today is your life. What are you going to do with it?)
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To: CGASMIA68

I don’t know whether to hope this is a joke, or hope it isn’t...:)


3 posted on 12/21/2016 9:21:30 AM PST by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: P-Marlowe; Gamecock; blue-duncan

Ping to article.


4 posted on 12/21/2016 9:22:02 AM PST by xzins (Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.)
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To: CGASMIA68

lol - ok you got me


5 posted on 12/21/2016 9:22:11 AM PST by Mr. K ( Trump kicked her ass 2-to-1 if you remove all the voter fraud.)
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To: CGASMIA68
Tell him to keep a stiff upper lip.

Or something.

6 posted on 12/21/2016 9:22:53 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: CGASMIA68

Heh, reminds of of the story:

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

The Old Man says, “Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it’s built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months.”

“But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo...”

Then the old man gestured at the bar. “Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin’ back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days.”

“But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo...”

Then the old man points out the window. “Eh, Laddy, look out to sea...Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board.”

“But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo...”

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

“But ya f**k one goat...”


7 posted on 12/21/2016 9:23:21 AM PST by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: CGASMIA68

That’s horrid. I’m so ashamed that I smiled at it.


8 posted on 12/21/2016 9:24:43 AM PST by hoagy62 ("It's not the whole world gone mad. Just the people in it.")
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To: CGASMIA68
For your friend. Here's your sign.

 

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9 posted on 12/21/2016 9:25:06 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: CGASMIA68

How unfair! Like he’s the first guy to crack open a cold one...


10 posted on 12/21/2016 9:26:00 AM PST by Gargantua ("President Trump... until the final Trump sounds..." ;^)
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To: CGASMIA68

Sounds like he found himself stuck between a rock and a hard place.


11 posted on 12/21/2016 9:26:45 AM PST by RckyRaCoCo (FUMSM)
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12 posted on 12/21/2016 9:27:29 AM PST by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: CGASMIA68

Well played!


13 posted on 12/21/2016 9:28:25 AM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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To: CGASMIA68

wow. got me.


14 posted on 12/21/2016 9:28:51 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (HTTP 500 - Internal Server Error)
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To: CGASMIA68

Sick
Very Sick

Do it again...


15 posted on 12/21/2016 9:30:52 AM PST by HangnJudge (Cthulhu for President, why vote for a lesser Evil)
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To: rlmorel

I got a good laugh out of both of these.


16 posted on 12/21/2016 9:31:20 AM PST by Verbosus (/* No Comment */)
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To: CGASMIA68

no complaints in the love department for him...


17 posted on 12/21/2016 9:32:37 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: CGASMIA68

laz, sorry to hear about your layoff...

emphasis on the former...

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18 posted on 12/21/2016 9:33:19 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: CGASMIA68

A little cold and not much movement either, huh?


19 posted on 12/21/2016 9:33:24 AM PST by deport
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To: CGASMIA68

Eventually, necrophilia will be legal, along with bestiality and pedophilia. All openly, freely, public masturbation will be encouraged and considered healthy.

This is what the left wants when they say homosexuality and transgenderism is normal behavior.


20 posted on 12/21/2016 9:33:29 AM PST by Flavious_Maximus
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