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To: Daffynition; Tax-chick

On Saturday morning, the neighbor opened the home’s oven and found a pineapple-style grenade strapped to a package with duct tape, deputies said

And...

82-year-old resident

Easy to explain. The resident was Aunt Bethany's soulmate. If not the fruit-shaped grenade, it would have been the cat wrapped up in there.

He probably just wanted to make a pineapple upside-down cake for the Christmas party.

22 posted on 12/12/2016 1:56:53 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)

To: Ezekiel

See? I WARNED you about pineapples!!

28 posted on 12/12/2016 2:02:00 PM PST by freedomlover

To: Ezekiel

Poms, not in season?

34 posted on 12/12/2016 2:06:32 PM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")

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