Posted on 12/01/2016 3:50:03 PM PST by Wills_Dad
Beaver can be the downfall of Western Civilization.
“Ward, I think you should have a talk with the Beaver”.
Not the kind of beaver I was hoping to see when I watched the video.
The police showed up and the beaver was heard saying “dammit”.
If I had a dollar for every time my life was ruined by a beaver...
Lol!!!
How does that work? A .45 to the head? A 12-step plan? Three months at a spa / rehab center with similarly troubled critters? Does the wildlife rehabilitator take the ornery critters like griz, skunks, and great whites? Is the only person qualified for this job the mayor's brother?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I knew that would appear sooner or later. Lol!!!
Bill Clinton was on the scene ASAP.
He dove into the situation, exclaiming that he is a beaver authority despite whatever Hillary might have claimed.
Indeed.
Was it the beaver that ruined you or the rooster?
Dog bites man story — beavers destroy everything in their path. Beavers are the cause of mankind’s unhappiness. Western civilization is collapsing because of out of control beavers. Beavers = planetary cataclysm.
“The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research ... What does a beaver want?” Sigmund Freud.
Somewhere I hear a BOB WILLS and the TEXAS PLAYBOYS band playing.
Corporal Yingling? I'll have to take your word for it.
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