[Tilted Irish Kilt]

Lazamataz :" I am so screwed. "

Well, with any amount of luck, you will get kissed first,
and have a smile on your face !
(PS: start out with canned goods, soups and pasta- can be done cheap !)

[editor-surveyor]

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Basmati rice, salt, and basil, not pasta.

Generic brand canned boiled potatoes will keep for about 20 years.