NFL Live Thread Week 13

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[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week 13

Thursday, Dec. 1
8:25 p.m. ET Cowboys at Vikings

Sunday, Dec. 4
1 p.m. ET Chiefs at Falcons

1 p.m. ET Lions at Saints

1 p.m. ET Rams at Patriots

1 p.m. ET Broncos at Jaguars

1 p.m. ET Texans at Packers

1 p.m. ET Eagles at Bengals

1 p.m. ET Dolphins at Ravens

1 p.m. ET 49ers at Bears

4:05 p.m. ET Bills at Raiders

4:25 p.m. ET Giants at Steelers

4:25 p.m. ET Redskins at Cardinals

4:25 p.m. ET Buccaneers at Chargers

8:30 p.m. ET Panthers at Seahawks

Monday, Dec. 5
8:30 p.m. ET Colts at Jets

Bye week: Browns, Titans

[Bender2]

Hey... What's going on with Greedo?

Hell... if I know--

But something sure is... eating him up.

Hey, Big? See what... is brothering Geedo--

Eh, Geedo? Is this that... Han shot first crap again?

No... It's--

Hey... guys!

Did I tell y'all... my Boys won ten games in a row?

Aaaaaaaaaaaa... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Gadzooks, is it Week 13... already?

Tell me, sis-- He's not going to... is he?

No, he... wouldn't dream of it--

Yeah, but you... know how he is--

He won't do it... Surely he won't!

Stop calling me Shirley-- Or... I start shooting!

Thursday night my Boys make it 11 in a row... against the Viqueens--

Yes that is... ELEVEN wins in a row!

And the hell of is... the Vikings cannot stop them--

Well, admit it, they are... the Empire's Team

And don't you forget it... sister!

Hey, that big blowhard can't do that! Back me up here... Spock--

Listen pal-- They are... the Federation's Team!

This is so silly-- Logically Bendy's Cowboys... are Vulcan's Team.

How can all of you talk about this Cowboy crap... when my Packers are 5 and 6!

In regular Sunday action... my Old Dallas Texans will slip by them Dirty Black Byrds from Atlanta--

The Loinchops huff and puff, but they cannot blow down the Ain'ts--

Mutton will be on the menu for big's Pattycheaters--

Manning's Old Mile High Plugs will skin the Jags--

Okay, Allegra, I'm picking your Texicans again. Don't let me down--

The Iggles slip by TCU North--

The Best Aggie Quarterback in the NFL leads his Phins over Crab City's Black Byrds--

The Soapy Niners find an acorn and a win against Da Bears--

Seven's Waiders lay waste to King Rex Buffalo Wings

Big Ben's Stoolers are Giant Killers this week--

The Red Deadskins kill the Red Deadbyrds--

The Bucking Eares cross the River in San Diego and don't even look back--

The Seathugs smash what is left of Cam's season--

Monday night Manning Really Old Ponies get straffed by them Jersey Jets--

Allegra's Old Earlers go slumming with the Brownstains this Bye week--

[Bender2]

All of y'all-- Get you picks in... pronto--

Or Bendy tells us again... how many games his Boys have won in a row!

[keat]

I honestly feel sorry for people who are stuck on football and have to eat the anti-American shit the NFL serves up each week.

[doorgunner69]

Dayum, missed it all up to now.

Any good reason to give a shiite?

[AnotherUnixGeek]

1 p.m. ET 49ers at Bears

This might be the best chance my 49ers have for win #2 in 2016. Worst ownership in all of professional sports.

[StoneWall Brigade]

Go Cowboys!

[GQuagmire]

Enjoy the regular season success for the Cowboys
The are the Peyton 2.0. One and done in the playoffs
Go Pats!
Giggety

[rlmorel]

Yeah. It sucks.

But at least we know what we are eating, as opposed to people who give far, FAR more of their money to Ford (Ford Foundation) and Microsoft (Bill and Melinda Gates) foundation who funnel tens of millions of dollars into Black Lives Matters and other anti-American causes such as Planned Parenthood.

Well, at least I know the NFL doesn’t give money outright tp these groups and I get entertainment.

As you drive your Ford or peck away on your windows computer, you might want to consider that.

Because we feel sorry for you too.

[Enterprise]

Couple of surprises last week, and a few not surprising. Seattle - 5 POINTS? Sheesh!

Houston losing at home. They got victimized in Mexico, but they must have had the don't drink the water two step because they got beat at home.

Raiders pulled it out at home. We can see that they can score points, but their defense is somewhat lacking.

On a sorry note, the 49ers are playing pretty good now.

Give KC credit for a road win, but I don't the can do two in a row on the road.

On woulda shoulda coulda, GB intercepted Wentz and maybe if that hadn't happened PHI might have had 20, and GB might have had 20, and the game goes into OT. Even then, I think GB had the firepower with Adams and Nelson.

Ok, enough blathering. Here's my picks.

Cowboys, Falcons, Saints, Patriots, Jaguars, Packers, Bengals, Ravens, 49ers (ugh), Raiders, Steelers, Cardinals, Panthers, Colts. Well, Colts if Luck is back, but we don't have an edit function, so we will see.

[Enterprise]

The NFL has also served up some pro-military things. I give them credit for that.

[octex]

Very good! ...I look forward every week for your NFL predictions and crack up at the graphics and comments!

Bred, born and raised in Dallas. Went active in the Navy a month after the Cowboys started their first season and they’ve always been my team. Went to many of the early games later in the Cotton Bowl and several at Texas Stadium.

Too old and set in my ways now to put up with the hassle and crowds to see them at Jerry’s World.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

NFL Live Thread Week 13

Thursday, Dec. 1
Cowboys

Sunday, Dec. 4
Falcons
Lions
Patriots
Jaguars
Texans
Eagles
Ravens
Bears
Raiders
Giants
Redskins
Chargers
Seahawks

Monday, Dec. 5
Jets

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Ya’know, Bendy, you need to add something to your “call for picks” post on these threads. To wit, add a

“get your smarmy NFL is anti-American/Boycott shots in now”

[rlmorel]

Heh heh!

[Alas Babylon!]

Can’t believe I missed this last week!

My picks:

Cowboys
Falcons
Lions
Patriots
Broncos
Packers
Eagles
Ravens
Bears
Raiders
Steelers
Cardinals
Chargers
Seahawks
Jets

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

The sad part is that it gives the “smarmy-arses” some level of notice.
Usually, thread-citizens just ignore them and let them go on their smarmy way.
I suppose Bendy feels the same.

[big'ol_freeper]

On to lucky week 13. Here's how the whole shebang will end up.

[Bender2]

Re: Usually, thread-citizens just ignore them and let them go on their smarmy way. I suppose Bendy feels the same.

Gadzooks, Clet-- You got that right. Give them buggers any notice... and before you realize it, you are up to your shiny meatal arse in their crappy replies.

[al_c]

Since the Cowboys overcame the other “best defense in the league” when they beat Baltimore, I think they’ll beat this “best defense in the league” as well ... COWBOYS!!!!!
Falcons
Lions
Patsies
Broncos
Packers
Bengals
Ravens
Da Bears
Raiders
Stillers
Cards
Chargers
Seahags
Colts

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week 13

Picks so far:

Thursday, Dec. 1
=====My & Tom's Boys at Vikings=

Sunday, Dec. 4

==My Old Dallas Texans at Falcons====

==Lions at Saints====

Rams at Patriots======

====Broncos at Jaguars==

==Allegra's Texicans at Packers====

====Eagles at Bengals==

===Dolphins at Ravens===

==49ers at Bears====

=Bills at Seven's Raiders=====

==Giants at Steelers====

===Redskins at Cardinals===

==Buccaneers at Chargers===

==Panthers at Seahawks====

Monday, Dec. 5

===Colts at Jets===