[Avalon Memories]

What I got from the article was it's snarky tone, emphasizing:

VERY flashy

lavishly furnished in a garish fashion

gaudy chandeliers

Unsurprisingly, the property has four posted (sic) beds

[pax_et_bonum]

Snarky and jealous.

;-)

[Daffynition]

A way to go, before it is Buckingham Palace,eh?

Another hypocritical journalist, from across the pond.