credit: NASA
What a sh**** thread, Ben.
I invented a BUSS system years ago.
NASA has yet to contact me.
Do they have transgender bathrooms in outer space?
Glad I am not an astronaut. I feel like Larry David but the whole elimination thing kills it for me.
Paging Howard Wolowitz....Please pick up line 1.
So. . .they want to boldly go, where no man has gone before ???
Solution is not required to handle uncontrollable, ongoing diarrhea
That's when the cyanide capsule activates.
Introducing the all new, patented “DebateMaster (tm)” diaper system, for when you absolutely can’t make it to a toilet every 30 minutes.
I told you to poop before we left, now you’re just going to have to hold it in!
Sorry. Wore diapers once already in my life. Wouldn’t want to do it again.
Since there are no showers on space craft, cleaning up sounds like it can’t be very pleasant.
How about realizing that a robot would be better suited to going into space?
Think of how drones are controlled today, remotely. Think of virtual reality. Put the two together and humans can experience space exploration remotely, with no danger to them, and with bathroom breaks, real food and real showers.
The whole experience will be captured and recorded. It can be replayed and re-experienced by millions of humans, with no discomfort.
The human in space is a drag. Takes up valuable space and requires food, water and waste disposal.
All those movies about super-atomic weapons being blasted away toward the outer fringes of the universe so they won’t find their way back to earth. Yet this waste is sub-planet orbit, uh . . .
I think I’ll stay on Earth in my own house with a working handle on the toilet.
Easy. A rubber diaper with a shop-vac hook up.
I thought Lisa Nowak solved this a few years back...
In space no one can hear you fart.