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1 posted on 09/26/2016 12:15:54 PM PDT by Red Badger
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Carrion luggage Ping!.............


2 posted on 09/26/2016 12:16:15 PM PDT by Red Badger (YES, I'm Deplorable! I Deplore the entire Democrat Party!....................)
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That took guts!


3 posted on 09/26/2016 12:19:20 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger)
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I feel bad for her, but for the cynical, there’s a lot of joke material here.

At least she wasn’t trying to import foreign fruit. Customs is (understadably) very strict about that.

My father-in-law died last year. He was cremated, and his ashes were sent to his children. The red tape around the sterile ashes was incredible. Sealed box, certification, etc. My wife’s afraid to take portions of the ashes on a plane to distribute to some of his favorite spots, thinking they’ll be mistaken for some drug, and she’ll wind up on a no-fly list. I guess we’ll have to do a driving tour.


4 posted on 09/26/2016 12:20:08 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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6 posted on 09/26/2016 12:20:18 PM PDT by freedomlover
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At least she was not making a delivery for CLONUS.


7 posted on 09/26/2016 12:22:03 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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This will entrail a lot of paperwork.


8 posted on 09/26/2016 12:23:30 PM PDT by PGR88
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She has intestinal fortitude.


10 posted on 09/26/2016 12:26:20 PM PDT by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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She’s got some spleen’n to do..........


13 posted on 09/26/2016 12:27:42 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (If only Hillary had married OJ instead......)
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Some folks will do anything to avoid paying for an extra seat. Guess her heart wasn't in it...
16 posted on 09/26/2016 12:29:51 PM PDT by Jonah Hex
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I heard she drove the innards to the airport in an Audi...


18 posted on 09/26/2016 12:33:01 PM PDT by Batman11 ( All Muslims are not terrorists, but almost all terrorists are Muslim)
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After carefully wrapping the intestines in two containers, she was transporting them in hopes of getting a toxicology test performed.

"Tune in next week for The Case of the Missing Links.

19 posted on 09/26/2016 12:36:53 PM PDT by Jonah Hex
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I’ll bet she had his testicles in a lock box, too.


20 posted on 09/26/2016 12:37:01 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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Technicians were unable to complete the toxicology tests; they just didn’t have the stomach for it.


23 posted on 09/26/2016 12:38:37 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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24 posted on 09/26/2016 12:38:40 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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DON’T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT HIM!


26 posted on 09/26/2016 12:57:02 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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It’s difficult to stomach this thread.

5.56mm


27 posted on 09/26/2016 1:01:25 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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...guess he wouldn’t eat the mushrooms


29 posted on 09/26/2016 1:07:26 PM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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i guess it took a lot of guts for her to get on the plane


32 posted on 09/26/2016 1:27:06 PM PDT by TheRightGuy (I want MY BAILOUT ... a billion or two should do!)
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Just reading this story gave me Acid Reflux.


33 posted on 09/26/2016 1:55:36 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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The airport found the remains? Wow. The age we live in....


35 posted on 09/26/2016 3:20:25 PM PDT by jmacusa ("Dats all I can stands 'cuz I can't stands no more!''-- Popeye The Sailorman.)
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