If Aliens Call, We Might Not Want To Answer, Says Stephen Hawking

huffingtonpost ^ | 23 Sept 2016 | Hillary Hanson

[DUMBGRUNT]

Listen up, NASA. Stephen Hawking has said it before and he’ll say it again: If extraterrestrials call, do not answer ― at least, not without careful consideration.

Well, we’re convinced. NASA, we really hope you’re listening.

[jmacusa]

I don’t mind as long as they look like those hot babes in that BBC sci-fi show from the ‘70s. What was the name “Space 1999’’ or something?

[stellaluna]

Hawking is so fragile that he cant even hold his head up unassisted. A girl sitting on his lap would probably break his bones.