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Cow Fart Regulation Passed Into California Law
AP ^ | Sep. 19, 2016

Posted on 09/20/2016 12:36:56 PM PDT by PROCON


SACRAMENTO (AP) — Gov. Jerry Brown has signed legislation that regulates emissions from dairy cows and landfills for the first time as California broadens its efforts to fight climate change beyond carbon-based greenhouse gases.

Brown’s move Monday targets a category of gases known as short-lived climate pollutants, which have an outsize effect on global warming despite their relatively short life in the atmosphere.

(Excerpt) Read more at sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: california; climatechange; cowfarts; globalwarming; globalwarminghoax; methane
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To: fruser1
Whoa, I found something else in the law:

..implementing that comprehensive strategy to reduce...anthropogenic black carbon by 50% below 2013

Aren't black folk made out of BLACK CARBON?

Hmmmmmmm

61 posted on 09/20/2016 1:22:02 PM PDT by PROCON ("Lock Her Up! Lock Her Up!")
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To: PROCON

Btt


62 posted on 09/20/2016 1:22:27 PM PDT by Mathews (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))
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To: PROCON
This shouldn't be TOO hard to engineer.
63 posted on 09/20/2016 1:23:37 PM PDT by dangus
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To: PROCON

That ain’t a cow, and pulling on anything on the steer pictured will get you injured right quick... It may be an intact bull, given the angle of the picture, but not likely.


64 posted on 09/20/2016 1:26:08 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees! - Kipling)
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To: PROCON

Cow farts are nothing compared to the noxious gasses found between a liberal’s ears.


65 posted on 09/20/2016 1:26:21 PM PDT by TigersEye (~Questionable Hillary thinks Putin made me post this!~)
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To: Paladin2
Whatta bout ‘Rat farts?

Actually, I believe that the biggest source of methane is termite farts.

66 posted on 09/20/2016 1:27:40 PM PDT by NurdlyPeon (It is the nature of liberals to pervert whatever they touch.)
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To: sleepwalker

....snicker....


67 posted on 09/20/2016 1:29:03 PM PDT by AuntB (Trump is our Ben Franklin - Brilliant, Boisterous, Brave and ALL AMERICAN!)
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68 posted on 09/20/2016 1:34:52 PM PDT by PMAS (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing)
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To: PROCON

When they do this for politicians’ mouths, then we know they truly are seriously devoted.


69 posted on 09/20/2016 1:35:38 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: backwoods-engineer

It won’t. Prices will skyrocket, they’ll ask for— and receive— federal subsidies for dairy products.


70 posted on 09/20/2016 1:38:11 PM PDT by ameribbean expat
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To: PROCON

After it’s filled where is it dumped? Nevada?


71 posted on 09/20/2016 1:41:43 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("They Say That Nobody's Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
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To: NurdlyPeon

And here I thought it was Joshingly Earnest.


72 posted on 09/20/2016 1:49:26 PM PDT by Paladin2 (auto spelchk? BWAhaha2haaa.....I aint't likely fixin' nuttin'. Blame it on the Bossa Nova...)
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To: PROCON

I thought that belching from the four stomachs was a big part of the problem.


73 posted on 09/20/2016 1:51:03 PM PDT by Paladin2 (auto spelchk? BWAhaha2haaa.....I aint't likely fixin' nuttin'. Blame it on the Bossa Nova...)
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To: aomagrat

bttt


74 posted on 09/20/2016 1:53:12 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
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To: PROCON

A farmer once told me the cows burbs were worse than their farts?


75 posted on 09/20/2016 1:56:47 PM PDT by IC Ken
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To: PROCON

After the last job in California that is not in Hollywood or Silicon Valley has been eliminated, who is going to ride the Bullet Train?


76 posted on 09/20/2016 2:00:06 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (The 2nd Amendment immediately follows the 1st because some people are hard of hearing...)
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To: PROCON

What will cows be fined if they exceed their monthly allotment of farts?


77 posted on 09/20/2016 2:02:13 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Hillary Clinton, the elderly woman's version of "I dindu nuffins.")
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To: PROCON

MOONBEAM finally did it, he went right over the edge of the cliff....

ROFL...SMH!!!


78 posted on 09/20/2016 2:03:32 PM PDT by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump/Pence; Trump/Pence; Trump/Pence 100%)
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To: Paladin2

Forget that, what about all the sides of refried beans?


79 posted on 09/20/2016 2:15:24 PM PDT by katana
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To: PROCON
The state's Air Resources Board can also now regulate bovine flatulence, as long as there are practical ways to reduce the cows' belching and breaking wind.

huh ?

http://www.newser.com/story/231361/cow-farts-can-now-be-regulated-in-california.html
80 posted on 09/20/2016 2:28:39 PM PDT by stylin19a
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