Jeb Bush Appears as Uber Driver in Emmys Opening Gag

http://www.newsmax.com ^ | 09/19/2016 | n/a

[heterosupremacist]

Bush appeared in the skit dressed as a limo driver hailed by Kimmel as he frantically sought a ride to the annual television awards show in downtown Los Angeles.

"I'm in between jobs right now," says Bush, sporting a cap. "You know you can make $12 an hour driving for Uber?"

He then asks Kimmel what it's like to be nominated -- a self-effacing nod to his failed bid for the Republican presidential nomination, which was eventually won by Donald Trump.

[heterosupremacist]

Video @ link (0:05)

[heterosupremacist]

https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/777663930172776448?embed_source=clientlib&player_id=0&rpc_init=1&language_code=en

[Dr. Ursus]

Did Kimmel call Trump’s wife Malaria at the opening?

[dp0622]

That’s great jeb.

But we’re busy right now hunting for killer terrorist muslims in NYC who might have come in through the open border as an “act of love”

You piece of ####. You, your father, your mother, your brother, you’re all saudi loving, me first, one world govt pieces of ####.

#### you.

[Doogle]

Useless idiot...

[Cboldt]

One of the self-driving cars, I presume?

[OKSooner]

About like some Hollywood snob and some Republican elitist to team up and insult and demean people who work for a living.

[Enlightened1]

Go away Jeb! You are a sell out Globalist rat!

[bray]

He’s too stupid to realize they are laughing at him and not with him.

Pray America wakes

[chiller]

I’m told he makes that Malaria Trump joke often.

[CAluvdubya]

He’s too stupid to realize they are laughing at him and not with him.

He doesn't care......."Please clap"

[dfwgator]

Liberals love Republican losers.

[Lurkinanloomin]

Thank you Donald Trump for saving us from a Yeb! nomination

[TruthFactor]

$12/hr. Not much for a guy that raised $155M, and has $18M left over from an epic presidential campaign fail.

[fingers_crossed]

I’m thinking he has gotten dumber than he was....you think what happened to him in primaries damages him....just a few days before Trump enters Jebby is dweeming about taking a nice big limo to his inaugaration....didnt even know what uber was

now just goes around saying dumb stuff....mumbling “i coulda been sumbuddy”....momma says my time is still coming

[fingers_crossed]

I’m thinking he has gotten dumber than he was....you think what happened to him in primaries damages him....just a few days before Trump enters Jebby is dweeming about taking a nice big limo to his inaugaration....didnt even know what uber was

now just goes around saying dumb stuff....mumbling “i coulda been sumbuddy”....momma says my time is still coming

[noexcuses]

Did Kimmel call Trump’s wife Malaria at the opening?

I heard that too.

[KosmicKitty]

One of the self-driving cars, I presume?

You owe me a new keyboard. Good one!!

[Flavious_Maximus]

They attacked Trump all night while not delivering a single joke about Clinton.

This is what goes as fairness.

[dps.inspect]

Fits him well... wish him the best of luck in his new profession...