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'Marathon sex session' at Olympics leads to end of synchronized diving tandem
Fox News Latino ^ | 16 Aug 2016

Posted on 08/22/2016 10:08:14 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

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To: blueunicorn6
That and the fact that I would tip over every time I tried to lift up the shot put.

And how was life for you before you met that woman shot putter?

41 posted on 08/22/2016 10:56:38 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (Looks like it's pretty hairy.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Between 'marathon sex sessions' and fighting the guys off with a bat, I'm sure Ingrid Oliveira has quite a few sleepless nights.


42 posted on 08/22/2016 10:57:44 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Injustice anywhere...is a threat to Justice everywhere.)
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To: Snickering Hound

So, do girls hang a sock on the door knob so signal their roommate, , or is it something a little more lacy?


43 posted on 08/22/2016 10:58:14 AM PDT by AFreeBird (BEST. ELECTION. EVER!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Here's a little more information:

Her (booty side):

Him:

They're both from Brazil, I don't see why this tryst couldn't wait.

44 posted on 08/22/2016 11:00:26 AM PDT by PLMerite (Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.)
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To: DBrow

yeah, sadly, someone was going to come in last.....


45 posted on 08/22/2016 11:00:55 AM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: Cowgirl of Justice
he was not able to play his instrument well...

They were 'hot and heavy' and I'm sure Elaine played his instrument very well.

46 posted on 08/22/2016 11:01:44 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Injustice anywhere...is a threat to Justice everywhere.)
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To: Enchante

“yeah, sadly, someone was going to come in last.....”

Like my old t-shirt used to say: “You can’t be first, but you can be next.”


47 posted on 08/22/2016 11:02:41 AM PDT by PLMerite (Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I would give up a night of hot n steamy sex for a better chance at a gold medal. Alas, I do not seem to be able to choose either option......


48 posted on 08/22/2016 11:03:57 AM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: DUMBGRUNT
One of the most basic rules of competitive diving:

Points are deducted if you don't keep you legs together.

49 posted on 08/22/2016 11:04:33 AM PDT by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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To: PGR88

He got stood up??


50 posted on 08/22/2016 11:05:52 AM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: RightWingNut

“Her ‘less fortunate’ friend isn’t exactly a Cocker Spaniel !!!”

Yes!

Having been in the ministry, I have actively striven not only to minimize visual temptation, but also to appreciate in a positive way the many variations of natural beauty in women.

I have largely succeeded: Some (admittedly not all) of the women whom I have found physically attractive were generally regarded as not being so.

I am not denigrating physical attraction as a legitimate component of love; I am suggesting it can be developed into a more wholesome and holistic aspect of a relationship.

I had a brilliant mathematics teacher (who had worked on the Manhattan Project in his younger days) at a private high school who often spoke of his “beautiful” wife. There was no pretense: He adored her; his face transformed when he spoke of her. When I finally saw her myself, I was rather shocked by how physically unappealing she seemed. She was regarded by my fellow male students as very homely, if not rather ugly.

I was sixteen. That was one of my first great lessons on the nature of love versus lust.


51 posted on 08/22/2016 11:05:57 AM PDT by YogicCowboy ("I am not entirely on anyone's side, because no one is entirely on mine." - JRRT)
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To: PGR88

Because he didn’t. He was shook down by off duty cops for urinating on the back wall of the station and messing up the out of order sign, at least that is what independent investigation is showing so far.


52 posted on 08/22/2016 11:08:36 AM PDT by Ingtar
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To: Cowgirl of Justice

“he was not able to play his instrument well”

Really? You would think that would keep them from going all night... oh wait... you mean AFTER.


53 posted on 08/22/2016 11:10:19 AM PDT by TalonDJ
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Well let me tell you.

My life was no bed of roses.

Oh, I wish my life had been a bed of roses.

Just dodging a few thorns.

No, my life was more like a bed of stinging nettles.

Stinging nettles with flame throwers.

That’s what my life was like.

You know the old saying.

“No rest for the wicked and none for the good people sleeping on a bed of stinging nettles with flame throwers, either.”

That’s what my life was like, thank you Mr. Gatsby.


54 posted on 08/22/2016 11:11:38 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: dp0622

Casey Stengel once said: “It’s not the sex that wrecks these guys, it’s staying up all night looking for it.”


55 posted on 08/22/2016 11:11:58 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (Looks like it's pretty hairy.)
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To: chris37

Because first and foremost the Olympics are a two-week party so physically perfect specimens can hook up?


56 posted on 08/22/2016 11:12:11 AM PDT by grania
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Ingrid and Giovanna shared a room at the Olympic village. Pedro the canoeist shows up and Ingrid kicks Giovanna out. Bottom line.


57 posted on 08/22/2016 11:20:35 AM PDT by BigEdLB (Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Nope!!! HE played HERS!

(Hinr: he couldn’t play his saxophone! !!)


58 posted on 08/22/2016 11:21:15 AM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: DUMBGRUNT

“Synchronized diving?” REALLY? Once again I am proven correct in completely ignoring the Olympics. Nothing but another distraction for the masses.


59 posted on 08/22/2016 11:21:46 AM PDT by atomic_dog
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To: DUMBGRUNT

There are few people with morals in this world. Those with them are overwhelmed by this filth.


60 posted on 08/22/2016 11:21:52 AM PDT by Glad2bnuts (If Republicans are not prepared to carry on the Revolution of 1776, prepare for a communist takeover)
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