Posted on 08/22/2016 10:08:14 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
After an apparently sleepless night for both divers – albeit for very different reasons – the two finished in last place in the women’s 10-meter synchronized platform dive, a performance described as "pathetic" by local outlets....
Blame it on Rio.
(Excerpt) Read more at latino.foxnews.com ...
And how was life for you before you met that woman shot putter?
So, do girls hang a sock on the door knob so signal their roommate, , or is it something a little more lacy?
Her (booty side):
Him:
They're both from Brazil, I don't see why this tryst couldn't wait.
yeah, sadly, someone was going to come in last.....
They were 'hot and heavy' and I'm sure Elaine played his instrument very well.
“yeah, sadly, someone was going to come in last.....”
Like my old t-shirt used to say: “You can’t be first, but you can be next.”
I would give up a night of hot n steamy sex for a better chance at a gold medal. Alas, I do not seem to be able to choose either option......
Points are deducted if you don't keep you legs together.
He got stood up??
“Her ‘less fortunate’ friend isn’t exactly a Cocker Spaniel !!!”
Yes!
Having been in the ministry, I have actively striven not only to minimize visual temptation, but also to appreciate in a positive way the many variations of natural beauty in women.
I have largely succeeded: Some (admittedly not all) of the women whom I have found physically attractive were generally regarded as not being so.
I am not denigrating physical attraction as a legitimate component of love; I am suggesting it can be developed into a more wholesome and holistic aspect of a relationship.
I had a brilliant mathematics teacher (who had worked on the Manhattan Project in his younger days) at a private high school who often spoke of his “beautiful” wife. There was no pretense: He adored her; his face transformed when he spoke of her. When I finally saw her myself, I was rather shocked by how physically unappealing she seemed. She was regarded by my fellow male students as very homely, if not rather ugly.
I was sixteen. That was one of my first great lessons on the nature of love versus lust.
Because he didn’t. He was shook down by off duty cops for urinating on the back wall of the station and messing up the out of order sign, at least that is what independent investigation is showing so far.
“he was not able to play his instrument well”
Really? You would think that would keep them from going all night... oh wait... you mean AFTER.
Well let me tell you.
My life was no bed of roses.
Oh, I wish my life had been a bed of roses.
Just dodging a few thorns.
No, my life was more like a bed of stinging nettles.
Stinging nettles with flame throwers.
That’s what my life was like.
You know the old saying.
“No rest for the wicked and none for the good people sleeping on a bed of stinging nettles with flame throwers, either.”
That’s what my life was like, thank you Mr. Gatsby.
Casey Stengel once said: “It’s not the sex that wrecks these guys, it’s staying up all night looking for it.”
Because first and foremost the Olympics are a two-week party so physically perfect specimens can hook up?
Ingrid and Giovanna shared a room at the Olympic village. Pedro the canoeist shows up and Ingrid kicks Giovanna out. Bottom line.
Nope!!! HE played HERS!
(Hinr: he couldn’t play his saxophone! !!)
“Synchronized diving?” REALLY? Once again I am proven correct in completely ignoring the Olympics. Nothing but another distraction for the masses.
There are few people with morals in this world. Those with them are overwhelmed by this filth.
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