Hillary Clinton — Secret Health Crisis Behind Violent Rages (weight baloons 103 lbs to 289!)

National Enquirer ^ | August 20, 2106 AST | staff

[drewh]

[Chode]

103??? the b!tch hasn't seen 103 since it was in high school...

[howlinhound]

I would be cautious of medical declarations from the National Enquirer. This past year they had separate cover articles declaring: Michael J Fox has two months to Live, Michael Douglas has two months to live!, and Cher has two months to live! Reports of their impending death were greatly exaggerated. (with thanks to Mark Twain)

[blam]

Hillary

5'4" - 195 lbs.

[ransomnote]

Never was a hint of warmth about that woman, was there. IN that old black and white pic, I see a hint of contempt in her facial expression.

[Jonty30]

And their respective life long abuse of drugs and bothersome guilt on their shoulders isn’t helping.

[Donglalinger]

“Just so. Regrettably, the National Enquirer is now more reliable than the New York Times.”

NYT Motto-Who knows it might be true

[Texas Songwriter]

Hypothyroidism - weight gain. Low metabolic rate

Hyperthyroidism - high metabolic rate.

[Celerity]

Even though she’s young and not quite the bridge troll that she is today,

In this photo she still looks like a liberal prick.

[Ouderkirk]

SHe’s probably all of 220 lbs, but 289 is a bit much.

[Lizavetta]

She’s overweight but she has not gained anywhere near 100 pounds. Who writes this crap?

[drewh]

at 289 Hillary could play linebacker for da bears! also, looks like Jim Carrey must be taking Jenny McCarthy's marriage to Mark Wahlburg hard...

[PAR35]

might not even live to see the November elections!

At least he can be confident that his vote will be cast in November.

[LucyT]

[jazusamo]

Sorry...Maybe 189 but no way is she 289, even her helpers wouldn’t get her up those steps if she were 289 without a gurney.

[Squantos]

LMAO .....

[Repeal 16-17]

I want this to be true, but it’s the National Enquirer. I have to take this with seven pounds of salt.

[Texan5]

I thought about that, too-bad reaction to steroid treatments-steroid psychosis aka ‘roid rage-it is more common than most people know...

[Jonty30]

They may have posted a lot of questionable articles over the years, but they’ve been dead-on when it comes to political candidates. I don’t recall them printing any articles about political candidates that did not prove to be 100% true in the end.

I heard an interview of the son of the N.E. founder and he said that their editorial policy in regards to politicians and Christian religious leaders is that, if you are pretty clean and just trying to do some good, they will leave you alone. However, if you’re dirty, then they will do everything they can to expose you.