[ViLaLuz]

In upstate NY they are WOODCHUCKS, not groundhogs. Groundhog is so Pennsylvania. ;)

[Enchante]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Jack Hydrazine]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Woodchuck Geico Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHfbLlcJMuA

[Calvin Locke]

Years ago, in the WSJ I believe, there was an article on approximately how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck was wont to chuck wood.

Some park employee guesstimated from the how long a groundhog took to excavate a hole, and then extrapolated into wood chips from the volume of earth removed.

[CARDINALRULES]

I have been calling them Ground Chucks lately. We have at least 4 groundhogs on our property. I was talking about them a few weeks ago and ground chuck is what my brain decided I needed to say. Just a lingering side effect from the Topamax that I took for one month 5 years ago. At least this time it was funny and sort of right.