[DUMBGRUNT]

GO"Wolverines"

...crippled by Cuban saboteurs and paratroopers were dropped from fake commercial airliners...

[Paladin2]

How ‘bout Badgers?

[Michael.SF.]

I have seen Wolverines in Pasadena several times. They usually look like this:

[dp0622]

I wonder how many pictures of Wolverine we’ll see :)

[Bullish]

[gigster]

I guess I can’t claim to be from the Wolverine State anymore then, despite the fact that none have been observed here for many decades.

[dfwgator]

[Donglalinger]

[Vince Ferrer]

I have seen one in Colorado. They are supposed to be extinct here, but they are apparently just sneaky.

[mollynme]

He looks lonely. Anyone know a nice single lady wolverine they can send his way???

[Carriage Hill]

21 posts and no one said Honey Badger yet? Where's the love?

[PlateOfShrimp]

I spent last summer up in Alaska hunting them with my uncle. They kept trying to attack my cousins, so I shot about 50 of them with a freaking 12-gauge.

[Jack Hydrazine]

“Everything You Know Is Wrong”
by Weird Al Yankovic

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

I guessed, “Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?”
“Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?”
“Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?”
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck

And as I’m laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn’t matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThlYHfIVa8

[snarkpup]

This reads like a standard science documentary on cable TV. About half-way through, they suddenly shift gears and to into global warming mode—no matter what the original topic.

[Ace's Dad]

I once took a Wolverine to bed with me. One of the few "bed-worthy" ones. She was as cute as she was smart. Rare in that breed, at least from the view of a Spartan.

HA! I Kill Me!

(Just a little attempt at humor to brighten a dreary day)

[Safetgiver]

That’s a fat ferret. I got three of them (thanks to my grandaughter. Now I love the bastards.).

[bkopto]

Now, a warming planet is threatening to shrink the deep mountain snows that wolverines need to den, scientists say.

They had to throw that sentence in. Anything they can do to push the global warming fraud, to get Joe Sixpack worked up.

[raybbr]

What, actually, is “exciting” about having a wolverine in CA? What does a wolverine bring that CA needs?

[JRios1968]

Elsewhere in California, cougars continue prowling