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Hamptons Mansion Defiled By A Thousand Condom-Flinging Airbnb Guests, Hedge Funder Fired
Gothamis ^ | July 7, 2016 | Miranda Katz

Posted on 07/07/2016 2:20:53 PM PDT by Oratam

Manhattan hedge fund bro Brett Barna allegedly took it upon himself to trash a $20 million mansion with his annual, unfortunately-dubbed #Sprayathon party.

There were 1,000 guests in attendance. There were "scores of bikini-clad women and costumed gun-toting midgets," according to the NY Post.

Barna apparently name-dropped his boss, billionaire hedge fund manager Louis Bacon, when booking the Airbnb, and implied the event would have something to do with the Robin Hood Foundation.

Regardless of what charity the party was purportedly supporting, the property owner said that "the only animals there were the people, a thousand of them." He told the Post: "They drowned themselves in Champagne, they had midgets they threw in the pool, they broke into the house, trashed the furniture, art was stolen, we found used condoms. So many people were there that the concrete around the pool crumbled and fell into the water. It was like ‘Jersey Shore’ meets a frat party. We are preparing a massive lawsuit."

(Excerpt) Read more at gothamist.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Travel
KEYWORDS: barna; douche; entitlement; hamptons; sprayathon
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To: buwaya

I thought you were joking...it’s a real company!

http://goodgerbil2.wix.com/rentamidget#!aboutus/c2414


21 posted on 07/07/2016 2:34:31 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: Oratam

Straight out of The Wolf of Wall Street.


22 posted on 07/07/2016 2:34:58 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: buwaya

i was hoping if Trump wins Jim will let us throw one like this :)


23 posted on 07/07/2016 2:35:20 PM PDT by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Larry Lucido
Midget ping?

Too easy.


24 posted on 07/07/2016 2:35:40 PM PDT by PROCON (Americans First or Terrorists First - Choose in November)
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To: PROCON; Gamecock

It’s little people!


25 posted on 07/07/2016 2:36:33 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Oratam

“costumed gun-toting midgets”

A small, visible security presence does alleviate guest concerns. Very considerate.


26 posted on 07/07/2016 2:38:01 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: RegulatorCountry

Good one, RC.


27 posted on 07/07/2016 2:38:37 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)
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To: RegulatorCountry

http://www.shortdwarf.com/category/frequently-asked-questions-about-dwarf-talent/


28 posted on 07/07/2016 2:41:48 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

It’s a little decadent, but ... capitalism and all that. Someone has to keep the rental-midget service in business.


29 posted on 07/07/2016 2:42:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)
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To: Tax-chick

Good afternoon.

Your question, “Can you rent midgets from a temp service?”

Yes, www.dwarfs.com

Sorry...

5.56mm


30 posted on 07/07/2016 2:42:58 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: M Kehoe

It seems there are several. I’m always learning new things on FR.


31 posted on 07/07/2016 2:44:10 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)
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To: nascarnation
they can work... as a walking nacho chip serving dish

Now, that's poise.

32 posted on 07/07/2016 2:45:13 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Tax-chick

Well, as the Good Little Capitalist that I am, I AM saving up for a Cabana Boy when I hit my 80’s! ;)


33 posted on 07/07/2016 2:46:34 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Oratam

Anyone who rents a $20M mansion through Airbnb is out of his mind.


34 posted on 07/07/2016 2:46:54 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("Sometimes I feel like I've been tied to the whipping post.")
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

LOL! Maybe your temp service will rent you a beach and a cabana, too.


36 posted on 07/07/2016 2:47:41 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)
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To: Tax-chick

8^)

5.56mm


37 posted on 07/07/2016 2:48:10 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: M Kehoe

Right now, I can’t imagine the circumstances under which I would want to rent a midget ... but life is weird, and you just never know.


38 posted on 07/07/2016 2:48:59 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)
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To: RegulatorCountry

I should try that with Vlad and Frank!


39 posted on 07/07/2016 2:49:25 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Like this?
40 posted on 07/07/2016 2:50:32 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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