Reduced to eating grubs and maggots, roots and bark throughout the long cold 10 months of winter. We shall surely perish without that green, leafy, crunchy sustenance from California. We are utterly defeated and destroyed.
You are putting the entire Canadian diet at risk. Not just lettuce, but all of California’s green, red, and yellow vegetables, with California fruits and nuts also on the line (referring of course to the eatables, not to the crazy people in California). I realize of course that the disappearance of broccoli from Canada’s mealtimes will delight teens and younger, but they do not vote, if you catch my drift. And if Americans want to uncork some more punishment, we can force all that runaway TV and movie production out of Vancouver and back to Hollywood. We could also send the Chicago SWAT team to occupy Ottawa and control the entire country.