[Rockingham]

You are putting the entire Canadian diet at risk. Not just lettuce, but all of California’s green, red, and yellow vegetables, with California fruits and nuts also on the line (referring of course to the eatables, not to the crazy people in California). I realize of course that the disappearance of broccoli from Canada’s mealtimes will delight teens and younger, but they do not vote, if you catch my drift. And if Americans want to uncork some more punishment, we can force all that runaway TV and movie production out of Vancouver and back to Hollywood. We could also send the Chicago SWAT team to occupy Ottawa and control the entire country.

[Dr. Sivana]

You are putting the entire Canadian diet at risk. Not just lettuce, but all of California’s green, red, and yellow vegetables, with California fruits and nuts also on the line (referring of course to the eatables, not to the crazy people in California).

Then Canada will sell its surplus Maple Syrup (90% of world's supply) to other countries at a discount, start importing Italian tomatoes, eat grapes ONLY when they are ready from Chile, etc. As long as Tim Bits can be made, and the coffee isn't cut off from South America and Africa, they'll put up with it, just as they did before modern transport.

Actually, the U.S. isn't gonna be the one so hungry for the water. After all, we have access to the Great Lakes as well. If CA had a rational government, all that choo-choo money would go towards desalinization.

[Former Proud Canadian]

I get it, Rock. Ok. Send Mike Meyers back too.