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Vanity: Caption Hillary with donuts, and a cupcake ;-)
Starecat.com ^ | 6/25/ | Staff

Posted on 06/27/2016 5:22:56 AM PDT by simpson96



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To: simpson96

Hillary: “I love the smell of my face when I wake up with it looking like a glazed doughnut in the morning.”


21 posted on 06/27/2016 6:16:31 AM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: simpson96

Yes,I’ d like to lick it!


22 posted on 06/27/2016 6:19:56 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: simpson96

A haiku:

Know how to scissor?
We’ll practice on this donut
Come closer, Chloe....


23 posted on 06/27/2016 6:32:20 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: equaviator

A haiku:

Can’t let you lick it
My old nasty donut hole
Only for Huma


24 posted on 06/27/2016 6:34:18 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: abclily

Another haiku, referencing Chloe’s dark eyebrows:

Carpet don’t match drapes
Not an issue for Hill, though
She’ll munch anyway


25 posted on 06/27/2016 6:37:31 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: RepRivFarm

Don’t hold back on your inappropriate comments. I sure ain’t!

For you, a haiku:

Hill senses young meat
Step away from her donut!
Huma is jealous


26 posted on 06/27/2016 6:39:44 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: abclily

Her face? a haiku!:

Dodging sniper fire
Not nearly as exhausting
As selling us out


27 posted on 06/27/2016 6:42:14 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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To: simpson96

Hillary “my pessary fell out”.


28 posted on 06/27/2016 6:52:00 AM PDT by Velveeta
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To: RepRivFarm
 photo HillaryDonutsLargeHoleSmallHole_zps0crgrc0o.jpg
29 posted on 06/27/2016 7:05:51 AM PDT by HotHunt
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To: Velveeta

Oh my God you are evil.

And hilarious!


30 posted on 06/27/2016 7:09:11 AM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ("Washington, DC. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious")
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To: T-Bone Texan

Very nicely put!


31 posted on 06/27/2016 7:15:22 AM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: simpson96

Hillary has a penchant for hairy donuts.


32 posted on 06/27/2016 7:19:20 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: simpson96

Vagina comparison via donuts.


33 posted on 06/27/2016 7:21:15 AM PDT by DungeonMaster (Rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft.)
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To: simpson96

“Look at me, I’m with the smartest woman in the world, that makes me an instant genius, and look at our competence grades.”


34 posted on 06/27/2016 7:30:29 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (HILLARY 2016 - SERIOUSLY? What are they thinking?)
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To: Hoosier-Daddy

:-)


35 posted on 06/27/2016 7:37:38 AM PDT by Velveeta
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To: simpson96

Two Holes!-)


36 posted on 06/27/2016 7:55:18 AM PDT by Harpotoo
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To: HotHunt

Shouldn’t Hillary be holding a Long John?


37 posted on 06/27/2016 8:43:22 AM PDT by piasa
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To: simpson96
Queen Hillary Antoinette...."Let 'em eat donuts, baby!"

Leni

38 posted on 06/27/2016 8:50:07 AM PDT by MinuteGal ( GO, TRUMP, GO !!!....Plus....Boycott Target !!!)
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To: simpson96

`Blow into our ears and you can hear the ocean.’


39 posted on 06/27/2016 11:07:34 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: simpson96

I like chocolate cupcakes.


40 posted on 06/27/2016 12:09:59 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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