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On my way to see Lazamataz in Atlanta -- any words of advice or caution?
Self ^ | 6/21/2016 | USConservative

Posted on 06/21/2016 4:25:26 PM PDT by usconservative

Ok, I'm leaving Chicago to go to Atlanta (I know, I know, one murdering violent hell-hole to another) and see my brother Laz.

Any parting words of advice from all of you who know him best?

Should I up the life insurance?


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Have at it .... and BTW what fun things should I do while in Atlanta? Laz is lookin' for something to do too.
1 posted on 06/21/2016 4:25:27 PM PDT by usconservative
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To: Lazamataz

Ping


2 posted on 06/21/2016 4:26:35 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: usconservative; Lazamataz

If your going with Laz, body armor and a bunch of dollar bills is a good start. Have 2 lawyers ready.


3 posted on 06/21/2016 4:27:36 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: usconservative

Have you had your shots???


4 posted on 06/21/2016 4:28:09 PM PDT by disndat
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To: usconservative

Dont bring your sister.


5 posted on 06/21/2016 4:28:30 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: Redcitizen

DON’T wear a short skirt!!!! LOL!!!


6 posted on 06/21/2016 4:28:38 PM PDT by Trump Girl Kit Cat (Yosemite Sam raising hell)
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To: usconservative

Bring a good binocular and walk up Stone Mountain.


7 posted on 06/21/2016 4:28:43 PM PDT by yarddog (Romans 8:38-39, For I am persuaded.)
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To: usconservative

If either of you have aggressions that need to be worked out, Laz should have something to hit....or so I’m told.


8 posted on 06/21/2016 4:28:45 PM PDT by newfreep
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To: usconservative

Don’t hit anything. :)

And BTW, it’s hotter than h3ll in the south right now. Stay cool.


9 posted on 06/21/2016 4:28:55 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (<<<<<<< he no longer IS my 'teddy bear'.)
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To: Redcitizen

Oh crap, I forgot he’s a t***y bar guy .... need some rolls of $1’s...


10 posted on 06/21/2016 4:28:57 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: usconservative
Should I up the life insurance?

Not if Laz is the beneficiary...

11 posted on 06/21/2016 4:29:04 PM PDT by libertarian27 (FR Cookbooks - On Profile Page)
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To: usconservative
any words of advice or caution?

Drink lots of water. GA is hot and humid this time of year.
Also, if you're going outdoors, you ought to stock up on anti-insect gear. (Chiggers, ticks, and such are no fun.)

12 posted on 06/21/2016 4:29:11 PM PDT by Edward.Fish
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To: usconservative
I live an hour south of ATL, on the AL/GA border. Swing by here, and pick up a bottle of my Ativan. That boy really needs something to take the edge off before he ends up in a convalescent ward. My doc put me on it years ago because I'm of a similar personality type, and he didn't want me to, as he put it, "climb up on the roof and shoot at passing cars".


13 posted on 06/21/2016 4:29:17 PM PDT by Viking2002 (The gargoyles have taken over the cathedral, methinks.)
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To: Raycpa
Dont bring your sister.

They're PERFECT for each other!!!

14 posted on 06/21/2016 4:29:23 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: disndat

GMTA


15 posted on 06/21/2016 4:29:27 PM PDT by Toddsterpatriot ("Telling the government to lower trade barriers to zero...is government interference" central_va)
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To: Trump Girl Kit Cat
DON’T wear a short skirt!!!! LOL!!!

And don't drop the soap either!

16 posted on 06/21/2016 4:29:49 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: Edward.Fish
Chiggers? Is that a Chicago........oh, never mind.


17 posted on 06/21/2016 4:30:20 PM PDT by Viking2002 (The gargoyles have taken over the cathedral, methinks.)
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To: usconservative

Wear a go-pro camera to prove you were the innocent one.


18 posted on 06/21/2016 4:30:25 PM PDT by Rockpile (GOP legislators-----caviar eating surrender monkeys.)
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To: Viking2002
Swing by here, and pick up a bottle of my Ativan. That boy really needs something to take the edge off before he ends up in a convalescent ward.

What if I like him the way he is?!

19 posted on 06/21/2016 4:30:54 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: disndat
Have you had your shots???

I had a tetanus booster recently, does that count?

20 posted on 06/21/2016 4:31:20 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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