‘We are coming for your guns’: Liberals and the Orlando jihad murders (satire piece)

American Thinker ^ | 16 Jun, 2016 | Steve Golac

[MtnClimber]

When I learned of the Orlando shooting, I was completely overwhelmed by feelings of sadness for a moment – until I realized the opportunity before me. My fleeting encounter with human sympathy quickly shifted to rage. The boiling emotions inside could not be subdued. I will not allow sorrow, moments of silence, or any pallid sentiments to get in the way. This is a time for unbridled political rage. I'll tell you why. Time and time again, we have failed to live up to our self-appointed moral standing by not capitalizing on massacres – and that must end now! What's the use of a tragedy if we can't profit from it for political gain? One of the greatest dangers at a time like this is allowing irrational passion to be replaced by responsible accountability. There is self-righteousness to be achieved, and we cannot allow facts, truth, or any other inconvenience to stand in the way. As such, there is only one group to blame for the Orlando shooting, executed by a Democrat ISIS operative: Republicans. Yes, my political opponents. Why? For their continued refusal to expand my political sovereignty over their individual rights. They are the ones at fault. It would be far too simple to blame shooters who identify with a worldwide syndicate dedicated to beheading dissidents. ISIS members are Muslims. Muslims are a minority. It is bigoted to demand that a minority to live up to our basic social standards. You expect members of a victim group to be free moral agents, capable of deferring raging impulses?

[MtnClimber]

Seems a eatire based on how leftists think.

[UCANSEE2]

What bothers me is that 50 dead, 50 injured, and yet I have to see one drop of blood. I don't watch TV , so that may account for it, but even on the internet, the pictures I see of the wounded being carried away.... no blood.

I find that odd.

[HerrBlucher]

We’re coming to take them away haha
We’re coming to take them away ho ho hehe haha.....

[MCH]

Hmmm. Send a Democrat out to murder 49 other Democrats, and that gives Democrats the right to suspend the constitution and take guns away from non-Democrats.

[Travis McGee]