[Pearls Before Swine]

What do you suggest?

"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? Worked hard all my life, no help from my friends. Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?"

[Irish Queen]

“Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz? Worked hard all my life, no help from my friends. Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?” I bought my first Mercedes eight years ago. I wish I could have afforded one years ago.