Posted on 05/10/2016 10:59:44 PM PDT by nickcarraway
That reminds me.
Q: How does a Muslim find a goat lost in the bushes?
A: very satisfying
“Johor to Test if Human-Looking Goat Is Offspring of Human and Animal”
No testing is necessary. Stupid muslims should open a freaking biology book.
and the goat,...it lies. /s
Animals are of one flesh and man another.
It is more likely the goat was molested by a satyr.
“Hey Ted, let’s get that knarley old goat dude over there!” - Bill S. Preston, Esquire
Baaaaaaaaaaaa-lahu Aaaaaaaaackbar.
So who do you honor kill? The goat or the human?
The Orson Wells movie “The island of Moriow” (the name ecsapes me) comes to mind...
Do you mean the H.G. Wells book (later movie) “The Island of Dr. Moreau”?
Whatever it is isn’t Halal.
That was the first thing that popped into my mind.
Yes...thank you.
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Whoa! Hey Now, who are you to judge and impose your views of morality on this loving couple? You're just prejudiced against interspecies love and trying to shove your outdated religious beliefs down their throats. What two consenting mammals do within a loving relationship is none of your concern, they should have the same rights, including the right to marry as any other couple. /sarcasm (but I wouldn't put it past a liberal to actually make that argument)
During the Iranian Hostage Crisis in 1980, Iranian Foreign Minister Sadegh Ghotbzadeh (usually pronounced goats-buh-day) was a well-known figure involved in the negotiations for the release of the American hostages.
Karnak: (holds envelope to head) Ghotbzadeh.
Ed: Ghotbzadeh.
Karnak: (opens envelope and reads contents) What does an Iranian do when his wife withholds sex by night.
It took a moment for the audience to get the joke, but when they did it was one of the longest laughs I'd ever heard on the Tonight Show!
yuk
This is a three-header topic, in the parlance of the old-style GGG Digest -- Cryptobiology, Oh So Mysteriouso, and Helix, Make Mine a Double.
That is impossible, not even compatible number of chromosomes 69 vs 46 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_by_chromosome_count (among other things)
sorry should be 60 vs 46
So just WAS Ibrahim Basir of Felda Sungai Mas doing around the goat pen in the middle of the night?
What the nanny goat saw when she turned around...
Well now we know the one thing that temporarily quells Islamic rage!
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