Posted on 05/10/2016 4:54:04 AM PDT by simpson96
I thought they usually hit the all-you-can-eat buffets.
The fight started when a patron misheard the greeting “Happy Mothers Day”, and thought the busboy responded to a request for another dish of Edamame by saying “Happily, Mother F.....” It was all just a big misunderstanding within the mother f***in’ tribe.
All that is missing is One-eye and the Monolith.
I wonder ... how many of the ‘customers’ who stiffed the check finished their food before their buddies/bruthas started a fight so they could all run out on the bill?
Which, of course, was the original intent and the desired result.
It is getting more and more difficult being out there amongst the savage chimps while carrying concealed these days.
For the crab legs only. Which, of course, are free after they create a huge melee and disturbance which will afford them the chance to bail on the check.
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