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The United States Has Stockpiled a Grotesque Surplus of American Cheese
Slate ^ | May 2, 2016 | Jordan Weissmann

Posted on 05/03/2016 7:06:22 AM PDT by C19fan

The words “cheese surplus” should be inherently joyful—sort of like “birthday cake” or “birth of your first child.” And yet I am having trouble mustering much glee over the news that U.S. cheese inventories have reached a 30-year high of 1.2 billion pounds, because for the past year it seems we've mostly stockpiling a whole bunch of American.

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TOPICS: Food
KEYWORDS: 2016election; cheese; cheesestockpile; cheesesurplus; election2016; moose; newyork; trump
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To: Rurudyne
Maybe we’ll have cheese backed currency after the next collapse?

We can put Fred Sanford's picture on the ten dollar slice.

21 posted on 05/03/2016 7:17:49 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: C19fan

I forgot where I read this but, the US taxpayer subsidizes dairy farms. The US taxpayers promote drinking low fat milk on thier behalf. The milk fats are removed to make cheese. In order to keep cheese producers (Kraft) happy, the US taxpayers buy and store the cheese.

It’s also why stores have entire cheese aisles.


22 posted on 05/03/2016 7:17:53 AM PDT by PJammers (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: C19fan


23 posted on 05/03/2016 7:18:02 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING ’VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: C19fan
There was a joke back then about stolen Government cheese that ended "That's nacho cheese!"
24 posted on 05/03/2016 7:18:46 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (We have leaped off the cliff toward madness and we are still falling...)
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To: BenLurkin

The stuff I remember from the 1970’s ? You could use it for building material. . .


25 posted on 05/03/2016 7:24:16 AM PDT by Salgak (Peace Through Superior Firepower. . . .)
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To: Rurudyne

At least it would be backed by something.


26 posted on 05/03/2016 7:24:42 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: C19fan

Some years ago I visited a county office building (eastern NC) and noticed the long line of folks on the front lawn. I asked an official what was going on. He said, “It’s free cheese day.” I believe it was the first Tuesday of every month the County gave out free cheese from the surplus. This was likely during the Reagan administration as you indicated, i.e,. somebody figured out something practical/useful to do with government surplus and waste.


27 posted on 05/03/2016 7:25:20 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: paintriot

Best cheese ever! My cousin’s daughter is half indian and she can get the cheese. Had some when I was there last June. Had forgotten how darn good it is. We used to eat it by the chunks when we were little.


28 posted on 05/03/2016 7:26:48 AM PDT by sheana
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To: ThomasThomas
< Why do they stockpile cheese? What other food stuffs do they stockpile if any? I have heard of government cheese distributions but nothing else. Where are the wine and crackers to go with the cheese.

Reserved for the Obamaphone crowd most likely....

29 posted on 05/03/2016 7:27:22 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: 4yearlurker

I was think I g about the same joke except in my version the black guy had bought it and dropped it, it rolled down the hill and the Hispanic guy thought Jesus had sent it.


30 posted on 05/03/2016 7:29:16 AM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: katana

When I was in grade school the schools received a lot of the stockpiled cheese and peanut butter. We ate a lot of cheese and peanut butter items. Soooooo good. But that’s when we still had lunch ladies who actually came in at 5 am every day to cook everything from scratch.


31 posted on 05/03/2016 7:29:29 AM PDT by sheana
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To: C19fan

32 posted on 05/03/2016 7:30:54 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: C19fan

We should stop giving dollars as foreign aid and just distribute surplus velveta.


33 posted on 05/03/2016 7:30:55 AM PDT by Fhios (Going Donald Trump is as close to going John Galt as we'll get.)
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To: C19fan

Calling American cheese cheese is a Käse of mistaken identity.

However it would be good to build a pipeline from gov’t warehouses to some of the needier parts of the country, say Baltimore. The Cheesetone pipeline, yeah, that’s it.


34 posted on 05/03/2016 7:36:02 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (I apologize for not apologizing.)
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To: Fhios; GreenHornet

This is a good idea.

But it needs to be combined with Fred Sanford’s fact on the $10 cheese block.


35 posted on 05/03/2016 7:38:13 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: BenLurkin

At least till the bankers came up with fiat cheese.


36 posted on 05/03/2016 7:39:36 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder


37 posted on 05/03/2016 7:40:13 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING ’VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Rurudyne

D’oh!

“face”, not “fact”


38 posted on 05/03/2016 7:40:13 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: C19fan

Rats like cheese.


39 posted on 05/03/2016 7:52:11 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: C19fan

I remember gov’t cheese being given out in the 1970’s also, well before Reagan.

In Fed.gov’s efforts to get rid of it, they would drop a load of 10 lb bricks at my grandparent’s apartment complex. No one at the place could eat that much, so my dad would wind up bringing home with 3-4 bricks at a time for our family. I loved the stuff!


40 posted on 05/03/2016 7:56:18 AM PDT by PGR88
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