1) Ms. Cleo, 2) Hulk Hogan, 3) Dice Clay, 4) Caitlyn Jenner, 5) the dude from the Starburst Berries and Cream ad. With a low rent farce like the Trumpkin express, might as well go full cheese.
All those would better than Carly the inventor of tech outsourcing and the destroyer of HP. Cruz must have been high to pick her with California coming up.
Beats cRuz Anyday.