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Axl Rose Reveals He Is Transgender (satire)
ncscooper.com ^ | April 21, 2016 | Cleveland Sam

Posted on 04/24/2016 10:01:21 AM PDT by Morgana

Los Angeles, CA — Axl Rose, lead singer of the legendary band Guns N Roses, has recently revealed to the world a secret he has kept to himself for over 45 years. He is a transgender man. He was born Willmena Rose, as a female.

Axl Rose was born in 1962 to a 16-year-old Mother in Lafayette, Indiana. His birth name was Willmena Bruce Rose. Rose’s dad left the family soon after to pursue a career in drinking. At age 6, after Rose’s Mom remarried, Willmena began acting as boys do, eating dirt and throwing rocks properly. She began dressing in some boy’s clothes and would not wear dresses or blouses.

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To: RegulatorCountry

“FReepers as a group tend to be a satire-challenged lot, lol. It needed saying.”

So true. It took me a few to realize this was satire before I posted. Then I wondered how long it would take you guys to get it.


21 posted on 04/24/2016 10:15:18 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: RegulatorCountry

HEll, I DID believe it. :-)


22 posted on 04/24/2016 10:15:46 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Off the NWO)
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To: SamAdams76

Eating dirt, throwing rocks properly, refusing to wear girls’ blouses?


23 posted on 04/24/2016 10:15:55 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Iron head mike

NOT GOMERRRRRRRRR! I didn’t know that either.


24 posted on 04/24/2016 10:16:17 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Off the NWO)
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To: Morgana

Well – I guess this explains how he can say both “feel my serpentine” and “I’m gonna watch you bleed” in Welcome To The Jungle.....


25 posted on 04/24/2016 10:17:23 AM PDT by edpc (Wilby 2016)
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To: ichabod1

My grandmother lived with us. Even at 4 I was allowed to wear shorts but the skirts had to be below the knee. We could not call parts of a chicken “leg, breast, thigh.” My grandmother never ever wore pants. I think I turned out okay.


26 posted on 04/24/2016 10:18:32 AM PDT by Mercat (Boredom is a problem on the inside. And happiness, too, is an inside job.)
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To: ConjunctionJunction

Don’t listen to hard rock. But oh well, she, he, it fits right in with the crownd I guess.


27 posted on 04/24/2016 10:19:03 AM PDT by biff
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To: RegulatorCountry
I don't think George Michael is capable of throwing a rock properly. But a real man can definitely pull off wearing a woman's blouse and still be manly and not somebody you would mess around with.

It's not about the clothing!

28 posted on 04/24/2016 10:20:00 AM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: ichabod1

I was raised it’s ok for four year old girls to show nipple.

I was raised it’s ok for a 24 year old girl to show nipple.

My father was very progressive...


29 posted on 04/24/2016 10:20:31 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: biff

The article is satire - it just wasn’t labeled as such initially.


31 posted on 04/24/2016 10:23:44 AM PDT by ConjunctionJunction
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To: Mercat
My grandmother never ever wore pants. I think I turned out okay.

Well, that can be misconstrued......

32 posted on 04/24/2016 10:38:04 AM PDT by edpc (Wilby 2016)
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To: ConjunctionJunction

Ahhh, me ignorant when it comes to hard rock. thanks


33 posted on 04/24/2016 10:41:40 AM PDT by biff
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To: Mercat
We could not call parts of a chicken “leg, breast, thigh.”

What did you call them?

34 posted on 04/24/2016 10:42:18 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: edpc
Well, that can be misconstrued......

I don't think he meant that granny was running around pantsless. I suspect she always wore dresses.

35 posted on 04/24/2016 10:43:36 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: RegulatorCountry

I know, but it’s still funny....


36 posted on 04/24/2016 10:46:43 AM PDT by edpc (Wilby 2016)
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To: Mercat

I didn’t get detailed teachings on it. I just remember being probably 10 or 11 with my dad and we were out camping and there was a little girl with no top on and I remarked on it to my dad and he said it didn’t make any difference when they’re that young. So, I haven’t felt like it was strange when I’ve seen it. I recall one FReeper saying she grew up with the 4 Bs. No Boobs, no butts, no bellies, no backs.


37 posted on 04/24/2016 11:06:18 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Off the NWO)
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To: ichabod1

Girls were allowed to go topless playing in the backyard and such but not out in public, up until the age of around 8 or so when I was a kid. But, definitely not if a training bra was in order regardless of age.


38 posted on 04/24/2016 11:12:13 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Morgana

That cracked me up.


39 posted on 04/24/2016 12:07:01 PM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: Morgana

what I wanna know is this....
going “transgender” seems to usually involve changing one’s behaviour (and possibly plumbing) from one sex to another sex

but since Obama has informed us that we have 57 different sexual identities ....

is it still Politically Correct for someone to just switch hit from, say, Number 23 to Number 47? That still looks like he/she/it is rejecting the other 55 or 56 sexes, after all..... Wouldn’t it be more PC to become PolySexual and behave in all 57 Varieties?

(After all, if Heinz/Kerry can do it, then so can the rest of us...)

just wondering....just trying to find out what Dear Leader O wants us to do...


40 posted on 04/24/2016 1:40:51 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
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