Thank God for Coffee. No, Really.

Daily Beast ^ | April 3, 2016 | Candida Moss

[mad_as_he$$]

Sorry, but that is beer!

[elcid1970]

“You are under arrest because you believe that women do have a sense of humor!!”

[pax_et_bonum]

Amen!

[kosciusko51]

She actually said to him in an indignant tone: “That’s not funny!” My friend said that he couldn’t stop laughing, and she couldn’t figure out why.

[21twelve]

Their is a brand called Seattle's Best, not Starbucks which you might be referring to.

John Pinnette is a comedian (RIP) that does lots of comedy about waiting in lines. One goes something like:

“So I love Starbucks - but God - those lines! And this is before I have any coffee!!!! So what I do now is stop at the 7-11 first so I'll have a coffee while I'm waiting in line...... People look at me.”
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“Oh man - I should have thought of that!”

[Little Bill]

Star Bucks is NOT coffee, it is a commie conspiracy. I have had two cups of that horrible stuff in my life, and felt that I should vote rat after drinking it.

The great left wing under minding America.

[Dirt for sale]

Coffee and cigarettes are my breakfast of choice. Mate tea is a passable, barely, emergency backup.

[elcid1970]

Unless it’s loaded with all those Dairy Queen additives, Starbucks tastes like burned s***.

Not my experience but my coworkers; they tried StB as their predawn jolt - once. Then they scurried back to Mickey D’s & Dunkin Donuts for their morning joe.

Me, I have a working coffeemaker at home.

[Daffynition]

I drink it all day long ...and when the cup gets cold...I put crushed ice in it and make iced coffee.

Good til the last drop. :p

Then, there are always chocolate covered coffee beans...to tide you over...

[elcid1970]

When I was in Vietnam a cup of coffee, a cigarette, & a Hersey bar made for a real helicopter pilot’s complete breakfast.

[dfwgator]

[Talisker]

This little device, the Aeropress, makes the best coffee in the world, fast and cheap:

Try it, you won't be sorry.

[Bigg Red]

Is it the coffee?

[Coffee... Black... No Sugar]

I just have to get in on this....

[SFConservative]

Drink up!

Coffee Decreases Risk of Colon Cancer

[Dirt for sale]

That’s what I’m missing, the sweet component. I’m thinking bread pudding the density of Au, rich with eggs, butter and fruit freshly picked.

Lord, send me a thrifty, mute woman who bakes; incomparable, otherworldly jewel, and I will take the world by storm.

[timestax]

bttt

[martin_fierro]

[bigredkitty1]

Except for the ‘awake’ part. ;)