Thank God for Coffee. No, Really.

Daily Beast ^ | April 3, 2016 | Candida Moss

[elcid1970]

You want outrageous? How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Lazamataz]

How many?

[Liz]

Seventh heaven.

[Liz]

Actually coffee is therapeutic.

<><> An MD said the caffeine in brewed coffee has a molecule that is
similar to substances in expensive inhalers. Caffeine is a lung inflater.

<><> A new cosmetic product uses coffee to diminish under eye bags.......really works.

[samtheman]

If this article is humor, it fails.

If not, what is it?

[chesley]

I once wrote some lyrics for a song for my brother. It never went anywhere, and although I have a copy somewhere, I've forgotten most of it.

I do remember that it was during a scare about coffee's bad effects on the health, causing pancreatic cancer or something.

All I remember is the hook

I love my cup of coffee

I always have one near

I'll never give up coffee

I'd rather give up beer

[Liz]

Lavazza has the best-tasting coffee in the world.

Their home brew systems cost a fortune.

[elcid1970]

Sexist! The correct answer is, “That’s not funny!!!”

;^)

[traderrob6]

“I love my cup of coffee

I always have one near

I’ll never give up coffee

I’d rather give up beer”

All true.

[SkyDancer]

Nothing happens in the morning until I’ve had my three cups of Seattle’s Best #5 dark roast. Black. Nothing.

[Lakeshark]

When I think of coffee, I think of white privilege, manmade global warming, homophobia, stopping racism, Islamophobia, social justice, inequality, gun control, hate speech, increasing the minimum wage, redistribution of 401K’s, increased welfare, equitable access to the internet, global government, and offensive thinking.

So many great reasons to enjoy coffee........

[Talisker]

When I think of coffee, I think of white privilege, manmade global warming, homophobia, stopping racism, Islamophobia, social justice, inequality, gun control, hate speech, increasing the minimum wage, redistribution of 401K’s, increased welfare, equitable access to the internet, global government, and offensive thinking.

In other words, coffee makes you forget the oppression of women.

Sexist pig.

[Exit148]

LOL on your picture!

When I have to have a fasting blood test — even with ‘’no black-no sugar’’-coffee, I always take a thermos of some with me. I tell the tech who is taking the blood to leave the needle in so I can pour some coffee in!!

I went from regular caffeine coffee slowly ——to mostly de caf, (because of heart beat problems), but even with my mostly decaf, I HAVE to have it first thing in the morning!!

[Lakeshark]

My lovely wife has forbid Seattle's finest in our house (couldn't drink it without thinking about little organs being sold).

We have found great substitutes.

[Lazamataz]

In other words, coffee makes you forget the oppression of women. Sexist pig.

Oh crap! I forgot one!

[Lazamataz]

:)

[JoeProBono]

[AFreeBird]

[kosciusko51]

“That’s not funny!”

[kosciusko51]

Dang, I should have read further down. But a friend of mine asked his feminist sister that question, and she unknowingly gave the correct answer.