Rihanna is Moving to San Juan, Puerto Rico

The Clancy report ^ | 3/23/16

[Dilbert San Diego]

OMG, there’s a visual we can do without, LOL. Don’t want to think about her pelvic region and how many visitors were there and all that stuff. Geez.

[riri]

Well, that’s gonna be pretty much the entire United States soon.

[1Old Pro]

Whether this will be a full-time residence for Rihanna or just a part-time residence we’re sure that the residents of San Juan will provide her with a warm welcome.

It wont' be full time, taxes are too high.

[cll]

Puerto Ricans have very high taxes. Newcomers to the island get very generous tax breaks.

See: http://www.the2022actsociety.org/index.php/tax-incentives

[aMorePerfectUnion]

+1

[b4its2late]

I’m sure most regular people could give a rats rear end. Hey Rhiana, Don’t let the door.....

[Steven Tyler]

yup, the tax incentives of a “busines” in PR are a big magnet

[camle]

any pics of her ‘good side’ will have to be airbrushed to hide the fleas

[WilliamIII]

Thanks for that chart. Looks like she’ll pay next to no taxes, if she’s classified as a newcomer. Where do I sign up?

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

“Acts 20/22 incentives”

Good tax breaks for her, huh?

Saludos!

[Old Grumpy]

You mean she’s not even going to wait for Trump to get elected? Tsk.

[equaviator]

Even a Frenchman would say that she stinks!

[napscoordinator]

No more state taxes from her. She probably should have done this 10 years ago saved her a bunch.

[Jack Hammer]

Give her a year.

She’ll be back.

[Zenjitsuman]

She looks great in a bikini. Doesn’t need a tan.

[Political Junkie Too]

Wait until she finds out how long it takes to get anywhere else from there.

-PJ

[fieldmarshaldj]

My deepest condolences to San Juan residents.