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How to stop locals speeding down your street
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/flip.html ^

Posted on 03/01/2016 5:24:23 AM PST by navysealdad

No more speeding down this street.

(Excerpt) Read more at angelfire.com ...


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1 posted on 03/01/2016 5:24:23 AM PST by navysealdad
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To: navysealdad
LOL!

Unexpected

2 posted on 03/01/2016 5:26:20 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: navysealdad

Well, that was something unexpected.


3 posted on 03/01/2016 5:28:18 AM PST by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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To: navysealdad

ROFLMAO


4 posted on 03/01/2016 5:30:18 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: navysealdad

EXCELLENT!


5 posted on 03/01/2016 5:34:20 AM PST by momtothree
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To: navysealdad

If only the Mythbusters had another season.


6 posted on 03/01/2016 5:34:50 AM PST by cicero2k
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To: navysealdad

German engineering! LOL


7 posted on 03/01/2016 5:35:20 AM PST by Fai Mao (piaps)
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That speed bump with hidden springs breaks the laws of physics.

Something that can be carried wouldn’t be able to propel a speeding car into the air like that.

At most, it would get caught under it and still mess up the tires, etc.


8 posted on 03/01/2016 5:44:46 AM PST by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57, returning after lurking since 2000)
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That speed bump with hidden springs breaks the laws of physics.

You had to go and ruin it, didn't you? It was a joke, for cryin' out loud - a JOKE.

Sheesh.

9 posted on 03/01/2016 5:46:29 AM PST by Quality_Not_Quantity (Democrat Drinking Game - Every time they mention a new social program, chug someone else's beer.)
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To: WildHighlander57

Humor-deprived, are we?


10 posted on 03/01/2016 5:46:32 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum ("The goal of socialism is communism... Hatred is the basis of communism" --Vladimir Lenin)
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To: WildHighlander57
Wake up grumpy this morning, eh?

Cheer up man, it's SUPER TUESDAY! :)

11 posted on 03/01/2016 5:49:34 AM PST by CAluvdubya (<---has now left CA for NV, where God/guns have not been outlawed! Trump and Cruz, abolish the GOPe!)
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Something that can be carried wouldn’t be able to propel a speeding car into the air like that.

Sure it could. You can easily carry a spring with thousands of pounds of compressed (potential) energy. The compression would have no effect on its weight.

Or maybe you could simply carry explosives... ;-)

12 posted on 03/01/2016 5:53:18 AM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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You must be a big hit at parties! I’ll bet your kids loved hearing about Santa Claus from you, too.


13 posted on 03/01/2016 5:57:16 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: navysealdad

Funny! Thanks, I needed a laugh.


14 posted on 03/01/2016 6:03:21 AM PST by Kenton
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That’s funny!

Years ago a German civilian got annoyed by Luftwaffe jets buzzing his house while landing. He built a medieval siege catapult and began firing potato dumplings at the approaching aircraft. A few solid splats & soon Luftwaffe pilots came calling. They ate his ammunition & agreed to alter their flight course to avoid his house.


15 posted on 03/01/2016 6:05:15 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: navysealdad

lol


16 posted on 03/01/2016 6:39:47 AM PST by submarinerswife (Allahu FUBAR.)
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To: navysealdad

Aw crap. I thought it was going to be something I could actually use rather than a spoof. Oh well. Back to the drawing board.


17 posted on 03/01/2016 6:55:25 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Why do we give our hearts to the past? And why must we grow up so fast?)
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18 posted on 03/01/2016 6:58:05 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Why do we give our hearts to the past? And why must we grow up so fast?)
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To: navysealdad

Gotta git me one o’ those! ;-)


19 posted on 03/01/2016 8:01:09 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: navysealdad

Brilliant! I’ll take two.


20 posted on 03/01/2016 8:02:26 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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