Oh, but the upper east side is filled with empty, decrepit buildings - particularly along Madison and Fifth Avenue! And what a shell Lincoln Center has turned into! The ballet dancers are reduced to wearing rags during The Nutcracker. And Harlem hasn’t been gentrified to the point of mindblowing beauty - that’s your lying eyes!
LOL!! And, you can now stay in a Four Seasons suite for pennies on the dollar, I hear.
And the price of a Broadway theater ticket has dropped to $150 a seat because no one is buying them. LOL.
I saw a show at Lincoln Center’s Appel Room for the first time last week. That is the most beautiful concert room I’ve ever been in. A forty foot high glass wall backs the stage, overlooking Columbus Circle and Central Park. Unbelievable.