* Camping with Michael Moore after a night of chili-dogs and cheap beer
* Someone in burqa holding ticking briefcase
* A 3 am Aaron Hernandez backseat car ride down a dark road unarmed
* A 3am intoxicated Hillary driving front seat car ride down a dark road unarmed
* Being Charlie Hedbo’s doorman
* John Kerry’s war record
* John Boehner’s dermatologist
* Rosie O’Donnell’s Guide to Better Lesbian Parenting
* Waking up to the horror of Debbie Wasserman Schultz
* Bill sha longing Hillary once in last 30 yrs.
* A Chaz Bono E.D. commercial
* Middle East mail-order bride dressed in tarp
* An “It’s Just For Lunch†date in Karachi
* Obama marriage lasting another five years
* A Saudi executioner circumcision
* An Anthony Weiner text w/image
* A Huma Weiner text w/image
* A flat broke used car salesman with rent due
* John Wayne Gacy as a clown at my child’s birthday party
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* A Jimmy Carter rescue plan
* Condoms from the Dollar Store
* The check is already in the mail
* Michael Vick’s dog sitting service
* Obama’s so-called Birth Certificate
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
* A lap dancer with an Adam’s Apple
* Bill Cosby escorting my daughter on an overnight weekend trip
* Malaysian Airlines flight safety records
* The NSA is not spying on regular citizens
* A rape accusation in Rolling Stone magazine
* Gun Control statistics from The Law Center to Prevent Gun Violence
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Business venture in Mecca involving crosses or ham steak
* Hillarys Acute Dementia
* Anyone named Abdullah Hussein Ali Baba from Vera Cruz
* Rod Blagojevich
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby .
* Sex Education taught by Jocelyn Elders
* Michael Jackson’s Doctor
* Jerry Sandusky’s football camp
* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
* A Catholic priest at a boys camp
* Bill Clinton at a girls camp
* Madonnas virginity
* Being alone anywhere with Al Gore
* A blind date with Sheila Jackson Lee
* Jesse Jackson holding a knife and scissors
* A Manson Family Christmas
* An Obama opinion
* An Obama indecision
* Going along on an Obama vacation
* Hillary in no need of an exorcism
* Rodney King teaching my kids to drive
* Nixon’s secret plan to end the Vietnam War
* Bush’s Al Qaeda hunt in Iraq
* Obamas Christian claim
* A Kenyan “born” in Hawaii
* Obama’s claims of “Islam’s contributions to America and the religion of love”..
* Receiving a package from Ted “Unabomber” Kaczynski
* Lois Lerner innocence
* Brian Williams news reports
* A blind date with Ted Bundy
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Al Sharpton watching anyone’s back
* Gas station Sushi
* Working out with Harry Reid
* Any leadership from Obama
* Pot-luck stew by Jeffery Dahmer
* Oprah’s weight loss plan
* A selfie with a rattlesnake
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* Saudia Arabian hospitality
* Quail hunting with D(i)(c)k Cheney
* Tom Brady’s footballs
* Sex with an HIV positive partner
* Bill Cosby escorting my daughter on an overnight weekend trip
* Bill Clinton seminar on procurement and penile straightening
* Nancy Pelosis Tax Return
* Beauty tips from Janet Reno & Ruth Bader Ginsburg
* Medical advice from Dr. Jack Kevorkian
* Going on The Jerry Springer Show
* Dinner date with any of “The View†regulars
* Golfing with Gerald Ford
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
I trust a fart after a huge Mexican dinner more than I trust Shrillary.
A rattle snake with a pet me sign.
*Steven Avery's claims of innocence.
Kush
A raised guillotine, held by a thin, feathery rope.
Bullwinkle pulling a rabbit out of a hat.
Gas station sushi
What are you trying to do? Break the internet? :)
A homeless guy with a well printed sign at an offramp.
A newspaper astrology column.
A vaccine manufacturer.
A meth addict saying he will use my money to start a business.
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
I trust having sex in Haiti ...without a condom ...more than Hillary
An AMC Pacer. Driving on the DC Beltway.
"Sure, I trust Senator Clinton." - 2011
/sarc
Going as a guest with Rahm Emmanuel to the gay bathhouse he and obamaumao belong to in Chi-town. They’d respect me more than a man-eating man hating bull dyke like hitlery.
Beelzebub.