Here, sweetie.. dry your little eyes and blow your nose.
Remember that the vanity was moved to Chat and that mean old
humblegunner was right about where it belongs. I know, it hurts.
You'll be fine, though.. your pretty darn tough.
You're good enough, you're smart enough and gosh darn it .. people LIKE you.
That’s very clever and insightful as always. I’m not crying, I’m laughing.
At you.
As obnoxious and repetitive as you are, I somehow feel a little* bad for you. Think about getting some help.
*emphasis on a little