This service dog BS is just that a lot of the time. Emotional Support, Companion, blah, blah, blah. Buy the animal some kind of vest with some writing on it and they’re automatically ‘disabled persons’.
This reminds me of an episode of “2 Broke Girls” where a young miss came into the diner and plopped her “Service Dog” on the seat opposite her and expected to be served. Max went through a whole series of questions and translation of the responses that finally ended in “Okay, just tell me the truth and the dog can stay” The young miss finally said “It’s realllllyy hard to meet guys.”
I agree about the phony service dog stuff. People just want to drag their pets around with them all over the place - they always bring them into the historic church where I work and claim their chihuahua or Pomeranian is a “service dog.” Then of course, the things bark, piddle on the floor, try to drink out of the holy water fonts, etc.
That said, Mohammed really shouldn’t have gone bonkers. I hadn’t realized until a visit to NYC in December that the Muslim cabbies had taken up Uber - one of the advantages of Uber used to be that you didn’t get somebody like that. But cabbies in New York now often also do Uber, so the same crazies are showing up as Uber drivers. In fairness, many of the Muslim drivers (especially Pakistanis) are pleasant or at least not hostile, but there are a few flakes driving who obviously have a real grudge against the kaffir.
And that's not the response I'd be tempted to give her. Just the polite one.