“We have a new escape-proof cell waiting for him, and this time he won’t escape. He’ll be transferred to the new cell once the interior decorators are finished, the home theater is finished getting wired and the wait staff, bartenders, chefs, massage team and other staff are hired and properly trained.”
Just heard some consultant on TV who said the Mexican version of a maximum security prison is that they lock the front door.
That about sums it up; if he were Italian I would say they need to train his staff to use a razor blade to thinky slice the garlic paper thin before adding it to the spaghetti sauce (”Wise Guys” reference).