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Have you ever been so far even as decided to when go want to look use more like?

Posted on 01/02/2016 8:14:00 PM PST by Lazamataz

Well?


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To: Lazamataz

101 posted on 01/02/2016 8:35:47 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Lazamataz

What he said.


102 posted on 01/02/2016 8:35:49 PM PST by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’ve always wondered what Yoda sounded like drunk.


103 posted on 01/02/2016 8:36:39 PM PST by CrazyIvan (Hey Pope Francis- The Gospels are not Matthew, Marx, Luke and John.)
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To: Lazamataz
I don't know. I've been giving that some thought. Does a sentence lose its semantic content if it cannot be decoded? Or does it lurk there, awaiting a sudden epiphany on the part of a reader whose decoding process suffers from the same flaws as the encoder's? Is that why I had such a hard time in Differential Equations? Was the teacher simply using a faulty encoding system? And what about my right front tire? It's a half-pound low again, not quite enough to warrant firing off the compressor but enough to piss me off, to prey on my mind until the darkness washes over me like a tsunami of evil and I take a fire axe to my coworkers? They have it coming, the bastards, oh yes they do. Laughing at me, pointing at my right front tire, pointedly using the letter C when they know perfectly well that's the grade I got in Diffy-Q? I hate them all.
104 posted on 01/02/2016 8:36:57 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Company Man

Beamish!!!!!


105 posted on 01/02/2016 8:37:11 PM PST by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: tumblindice

I have a 4X and a 10X I used to use in the machine shop. But I’m not letting that old skank touch them.


106 posted on 01/02/2016 8:37:19 PM PST by Tucker39 (Welcome to America! Now speak English; and keep to the right....In driving, in Faith, and politics.)
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To: Lazamataz

"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curlis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."

107 posted on 01/02/2016 8:37:59 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: IllumiNaughtyByNature

Don’t you think this should be our next Amendment to the Bill of Rights?

OR

Can anyone look use for more like Amendment for wish to that be far even for decided use more want that?


108 posted on 01/02/2016 8:38:00 PM PST by Lazamataz (It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
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To: Lazamataz

109 posted on 01/02/2016 8:38:27 PM PST by abishai
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To: Lazamataz
HUNH ?
110 posted on 01/02/2016 8:38:33 PM PST by nopardons
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, you’ve inspired me to become an alcoholic. Thank you!


111 posted on 01/02/2016 8:38:44 PM PST by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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To: Lazamataz
Put the bong down.


112 posted on 01/02/2016 8:38:49 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Terrorism, the thing that shall not be named by the MSM)
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To: Lazamataz

Is one side of your face sagging?


113 posted on 01/02/2016 8:38:56 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (I shot Schroedinger's cat with Chekhov's gun.)
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To: Lazamataz

I want to hear you recite that 3 times quick when you’re thoroughly inebriated. Who knows, it might help!


114 posted on 01/02/2016 8:39:19 PM PST by W. (Make that rubble BOUNCE!)
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To: Lazamataz
Proof please.

I have ever been many times far to decide more like using what.

115 posted on 01/02/2016 8:39:31 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (There go ya.)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Bound up by MRE cheese spread.


116 posted on 01/02/2016 8:39:54 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Lazamataz

Can you rephrase that?


117 posted on 01/02/2016 8:40:07 PM PST by MNDude (God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democrat.)
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To: CrazyIvan

118 posted on 01/02/2016 8:40:07 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lazamataz
Have you ever been so far even as decided to when go want to look use more like?

No, I can't say that I have. However, I have been so far as to think to seem if when more like is used to if to be when the more decided be like to want the seemly watermelon.

119 posted on 01/02/2016 8:40:32 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Charles Henrickson

Proof of want more use like get far decided along wish it is accepted when if.

Brilliant rebuttal.


120 posted on 01/02/2016 8:41:50 PM PST by Lazamataz (It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
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