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Jeb! Donation Letter
12/22/15 | Joe Webb

Posted on 12/22/2015 6:58:24 AM PST by JoeWebb.com

Jeb! Donation Letter:

I know it's hard asking for money when you're at 3% but everybody's on my ass… My dad and brother think I'm a total loser… Even my punk-ass son we helped get elected to Texas Land Commissioner wants to change his last name – to Trump...

I now know what Hitler felt like while in the bunker during the Fall of Berlin... His big problem was listening to that idiot Joseph Goebbels. And we all know what happened to those two...

You might be surprised to know that I've got my own idiot I listen to. His name is Karl Rove and he's got a Master Plan to defeat Donald Trump…

I will share this plan with you for as little as a $5 donation. For $25, we promise that you will never, ever hear one of our harebrained schemes again…

Downward,

Jeb!


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1 posted on 12/22/2015 6:58:24 AM PST by JoeWebb.com
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To: JoeWebb.com

Welcome to Free Republic.

Joke Vanities are not news topics.

ow to post a thread and other interesting facts. (Welcome Newbies)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1569660/posts
by Admin Moderator


2 posted on 12/22/2015 7:02:38 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: JoeWebb.com

Welcome n00b!! That’s pretty good! :)

Merry Christmas!


3 posted on 12/22/2015 7:03:27 AM PST by mkjessup (What will stink more as it burns in Hell? Hillary Clinton, or that pantsuit of hers?)
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To: JoeWebb.com

IBZ?


4 posted on 12/22/2015 7:04:10 AM PST by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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To: JoeWebb.com

Well done. Or more like Jeb is well done. Pull him out of the oven.


5 posted on 12/22/2015 7:10:18 AM PST by Tamatoa (Fight for our America, Fight for our Country I fought to defend!!!)
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To: JoeWebb.com

6 posted on 12/22/2015 7:13:54 AM PST by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: JoeWebb.com

"OMG, leave Jeb! ALONE!

7 posted on 12/22/2015 7:17:41 AM PST by PROCON (Merry CHRISTmas!)
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To: thackney
Well this vanity is better than the one the other day from another new member.

He joined Free Republic and immediately posted a vanity declaring that he's sad because he's going to be alone for Christmas.

I remember when posts like that would have been pulled.

8 posted on 12/22/2015 8:16:15 AM PST by IDontLikeToPayTaxes
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