Posted on 12/19/2015 8:11:51 PM PST by PJ-Comix
I guess we'll find out the answer in about half an hour but will Saturday Night Live tonight satirize Hillary's late return to the debate stage? Since it happened around 9:30, they would have had about 2 hours to prepare a script.
Too little time, you say? Well, about 5 minutes after it happened I burst out laughing. A long sustained uncontrollable laugh. Why? Because a script satirizing the incident burst into my head causing the laughing reaction. Basically here is how my imaginary script went:
DAVID MUIR: Well, Hillary Clinton isn't back yet and I am sick of waiting for her so here is a question for Senator Sanders.
(A question is asked and as Sanders answers, Hillary walks back on the stage.)
HILLARY CLINTON (at her podium): Sorry.
MUIR: That's okay, Mrs. Clinton, so back to Bernie...
HILLARY (interrupting): I was constipated
MUIR: I understand but now back to...
HILLARY: Plus it takes an extra long time to get out of my potato sack suit and squat.
MUIR: Okay, okay...
HILLARY: Then when I finished up it took more time to get back into my potato sack suit.
MUIR: Fine, Mrs. Clinton, but now to...
HILLARY: At the next debate I'll eat prunes in the afternoon.
MUIR: Look, Mrs. Clinton, we just have...
HILLARY: Of course, I have to be careful not to eat too much prunes or I could suffer from a certain kind of fits.
MUIR: PLEASE! I beg you to get off this subject.
HILLARY: Getting off the subject is a lot easier than getting off that bowl. No matter how much I grunted...
MUIR: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
MARTIN O'Malley: My generation doesn't have near those problems with constipation.
etc, etc.
Not tonight. Everything is tied down in dress at 8 Pm. It has to be timed out and blcked out.
Too bad the Dems do this stuff on Sat night at 8pm, huh?
“Sorry. My poop doesn’t usually stink, and I was trying to find a can of Lysol. Fortunately, I realized Hima was in the next stall, and the smell wasn’t me. I warned her about Chipolte having problems with food poisoning, but she insisted on that Chicken burrito.”
“Sorry. My poop doesn’t usually stink, and I was trying to find a can of Lysol. Fortunately, I realized Huma was in the next stall, and the smell wasn’t me. I warned her about Chipolte having problems with food poisoning, but she insisted on that Chicken burrito.”
That’s great but maybe you could have Bernie cut in about the damn prunes, top 1% of prunes or something like that.
LOL!
But, no.
“Why do I have to go through this?”
“We have a guy out there that’s even more old and feeble than you! He makes you look almost reasonably healthy!”
When they make Hillary: the movie . . . I want the 52-year-old father of 7 who believes he is a 6-year-old girl to play her.
For those of us who watched football, what happened. She didn’t collapse again, or black out, or wander around aimlessly in an Alzheimer-like stupor, did she?
Well I would have to say that it was the first if not fastest “I’m sorry” have ever heard from this serial liar: Bubba could learn a thing or two from it as well.
Uhmmmm, Hillary, we hear you have a habit of leaving skid marks on your thong. Is this true?
There was a commercial break, and when the break was over, Hillary was nowhere to be found. Muir asked Sanders a question and Hillary saunters back on stage and says,"Sorry", and Sanders, after the laughter died down, answered the question.
ROFL!
No, the DNC has the Debates on Saturday Night so SNL won’t have time to do a Parody, like they would anyway. LOL
Tonight is bash Republicans and even Sarah Palin.
Same old, same old.
Note how the media gave her a pass as if on cue. That seems to happen a lot.
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