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Frank Conversation Between A Muslim And A Democrat
Found on the web, improved it | Dec 5, 2015 | Derivative work by Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/05/2015 4:10:33 AM PST by Lazamataz

MUSLIM: "We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."

DEMOCRAT: "No you didn't."

MUSLIM:"Wait, what? Yes we did..."

DEMOCRAT: "No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons."

MUSLIM: "WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers."

DEMOCRAT: "No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so."

MUSLIM: "Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."

DEMOCRAT: "Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."

MUSLIM: "What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even enter into it!"

DEMOCRAT: "Easy access to guns is what drives your anger."

MUSLIM: "It's not the guns! We will knife you, hang you, burn you, run you over, and bombs are easy to create in our kitchens! We don't care about the guns! In fact, civilian might actually make it difficult for us!"

DEMOCRAT: "Obviously we need to ban all guns. We need to overturn the Second Amendment."

MUSLIM: "By Allah, you are a motherless tool! The weapon is not the issue! Our Holy Jihad against you is the only thing that is important!"

DEMOCRAT: "Climate Change is the reason you rage against us. We deserve it."

MUSLIM: "WHAT??!? What the hell does Climate Change have to do with this???"

DEMOCRAT: "Because of Climate Change, the oceans will rise by one-tenth of one inch, and that makes you furious...."

MUSLIM: (facepalms)

DEMOCRAT: "You see no future for your children because of Climate Change so you strap bombs on them and send them into shopping malls.

MUSLIM: "NO DAMMIT. It has NOTHING to do with Climate Change or Gun Control or ANYTHING like that! It is because we follow the teachings of the Prophet Mohammad, who tells us to put all unbelievers to the sword! We are commanded by Allah to kill you all!"

DEMOCRAT: "This is all caused by the fact we bullied gays and transgenders in our past. If we hadn't been so mean, and accepted Bruce Jenner for the amazing woman he was all those years, you would not be trying to kill us. Please forgive us."

MUSLIM: "ARE YOU INSANE??? We kill gays the moment we find them! We hang them by their necks any chance we can! Islam hates homosexuality!"

DEMOCRAT: "Listen, it's our fault. We resisted resettling you in our country. We should have given you more welfare and food stamps. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out."

MUSLIM: "Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we're not going to let you take it away from us."

DEMOCRAT: "No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."

MUSLIM: "OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?""

DEMOCRAT: "Gun control will fix this."



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To: InterceptPoint

I can only take half the credit.


61 posted on 12/05/2015 5:56:04 AM PST by Lazamataz ( If they try firearm confiscation or gun registration, I go ballistic.)
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To: WorkingClassFilth

No


62 posted on 12/05/2015 5:57:02 AM PST by Batman11 (The orange, weeping, drunk, squishy oompah-loompah and Yertle McTurd-le gotta go!)
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To: FES0844
Has those 'moonie' eyes and that 'Jared Loughner smile'...

Why do homicidal nut jobs (jihadi or otherwise) have 'that look'?

I see people who look like that and I'm herding the kids outta there.

63 posted on 12/05/2015 5:57:09 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Lazamataz

The guns should definitely be clean before you grill them.


64 posted on 12/05/2015 5:58:32 AM PST by arthurus (Het is waar. Tutti i liberali sono feccia.)
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To: Lazamataz

>>No. I would not hit that.<<

Not even with a 2X4? Aw come on! sure you would!


65 posted on 12/05/2015 6:01:38 AM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: Lazamataz

Yep. That’s just about perfect. Well done.


66 posted on 12/05/2015 6:02:19 AM PST by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Lazamataz

Would your series fall under comedy or tragedy?


67 posted on 12/05/2015 6:05:29 AM PST by goodnesswins (hey..Wussie Americans....ISIS is coming. Are you ready?)
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To: Lazamataz

Haha! That’s good.


68 posted on 12/05/2015 6:09:28 AM PST by Thorliveshere
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To: Lazamataz

I would have . . . but with a baseball bat.


69 posted on 12/05/2015 6:09:53 AM PST by Vigilanteman (ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
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To: Lazamataz

FYI...In the 6th Muslim statement the last sentence has something hoinky in it ...
“civilian”


70 posted on 12/05/2015 6:09:56 AM PST by goodnesswins (hey..Wussie Americans....ISIS is coming. Are you ready?)
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To: Lazamataz

And it would have been even better if the Muslim just put a bullet between the Democrat’s eyes.


71 posted on 12/05/2015 6:10:19 AM PST by Thorliveshere
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To: RoosterRedux

That’s not her


72 posted on 12/05/2015 6:10:54 AM PST by goodnesswins (hey..Wussie Americans....ISIS is coming. Are you ready?)
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To: WorkingClassFilth

I thought so but I’m being told it’s not.


73 posted on 12/05/2015 6:21:50 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: Lazamataz

LMAO. This reads like a South Park script. You should submit it for consideration.


74 posted on 12/05/2015 6:22:50 AM PST by TADSLOS (A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
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To: RoosterRedux

Yeah, it looks like a Sari that she’s wearing. Maybe a Hindu couple. That, and the fact that they actually look reasonably happy.


75 posted on 12/05/2015 6:26:46 AM PST by WorkingClassFilth
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To: goodnesswins; WorkingClassFilth; PIF
I got that pic from this site. It say that it's a photo of "Syed Rizwan Farook wife Tashfeen Malik."
76 posted on 12/05/2015 6:26:55 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: Lazamataz

Ya did good, made me smile!


77 posted on 12/05/2015 6:36:54 AM PST by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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To: WorkingClassFilth
Yeah, it looks like a Sari that she’s wearing. Maybe a Hindu couple. That, and the fact that they actually look reasonably happy.

Exactly. This Islamic c**t would sooner die then smile.

Oh wait. She did.

78 posted on 12/05/2015 6:38:32 AM PST by Lazamataz ( If they try firearm confiscation or gun registration, I go ballistic.)
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To: goodnesswins

Yes, it should be ‘civilian guns’.


79 posted on 12/05/2015 6:38:58 AM PST by Lazamataz ( If they try firearm confiscation or gun registration, I go ballistic.)
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To: RoosterRedux

Evidently Walid Shoebat also had the pic...but later withdrew it as incorrect


80 posted on 12/05/2015 6:39:29 AM PST by goodnesswins (hey..Wussie Americans....ISIS is coming. Are you ready?)
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